Would you say “pop my cherry” at work?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today my boss said “he blew his wad” and I cannot even remember the context of it and wouldn’t have noticed it if it weren’t for this thread, and now I’m a bit horrified he said that. He’s a super nice, low key, non bro-ish man so I think he just wasn’t thinking about what he said.

GROSS. I consider this borderline harassment. I would object ("Did I hear you right?") and if they said it again, I'd consider the harassment line crossed.

Especially since he said he “blew his wad” and “popped my” colleague’s “cherry.” He has to be somewhat aware. Especially since he mentioned the wad was like egg on her face. Can’t believe it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What about "come to Jesus meetings"?

It means we all have a realization and agree on what that realization is. It’s not a religious promoting.


What about God-awful? For Christ’s sake? For heaven’s sake? I mean, the possibilities for offence are endless.

This Jesus expression is so different from other expressions relating to ejaculations of semen into someone’s vagina which recently had its hymen torn. Come on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A woman who interviewed in our office used the expression "fluffed" like six times. As in she "fluffed up her boss" to prepare him for a meeting. I guess she meant got his documents ready, and gave him a pep talk or something, but it really created a gross mental image. I don't know if she was totally clueless or if she was trying to be a little provocative for the mostly-male panel. Either way, she did not get the job.

That is awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today my boss said “he blew his wad” and I cannot even remember the context of it and wouldn’t have noticed it if it weren’t for this thread, and now I’m a bit horrified he said that. He’s a super nice, low key, non bro-ish man so I think he just wasn’t thinking about what he said.

GROSS. I consider this borderline harassment. I would object ("Did I hear you right?") and if they said it again, I'd consider the harassment line crossed.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

That’s ridiculous to even use the word “harassment” and it made me laugh but it’s actually dangerous to report people for stupid things that are in no way comparable to real harassment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today my boss said “he blew his wad” and I cannot even remember the context of it and wouldn’t have noticed it if it weren’t for this thread, and now I’m a bit horrified he said that. He’s a super nice, low key, non bro-ish man so I think he just wasn’t thinking about what he said.

GROSS. I consider this borderline harassment. I would object ("Did I hear you right?") and if they said it again, I'd consider the harassment line crossed.

Especially since he said he “blew his wad” and “popped my” colleague’s “cherry.” He has to be somewhat aware. Especially since he mentioned the wad was like egg on her face. Can’t believe it.

LOL

At first glance I thought this was what happened.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hey so long as he doesn’t “shoot his wad” on the assignment.

My suuuper creepy boss in my early 30s used this phrase. And a couple of others. I was about to report him when he ... was no longer in his job. For reasons.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any other old people googling these things?

I recently learned that "in like Flynn" was sexual. Had no idea.

I feel that is one that the young people might have to google, Errol Flynn not really being someone who is top of the stan list.