Earth to men: women do NOT want to see pictures of your junk

[Anonymous]

6'2" male I have no idea what size my penis is or how big the girth is. I never bothered to measure it and always thought it was weird when guys seem to know how big theirs is.
I did send DW a pic one time as a joke (it wasn't erect)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Depends on what you can do with that 5 inches. I’ve had 7-8 inches that were boring.

The best sex I ever had was with a guy who had a micro penis. Seriously. Guys with big junk think that's all they need.

+1. I had the same experience. The guy was a wizard with his tongue. Plus, no gagging during bjs, which is always a win.

Also, PP- most guys are 5 inches, or maybe 5 and some change. They all round up to 6. So 5 isn’t that small. Learn how to please a woman and you’re set.

My DH is "perfectly" average and I have no complaints. No gagging, comfortable in and out and easy to climb on to. That being said, I have no interest in him sending pictures of it to me or me sending pictures to him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are always threads generalizing that big guys are terrible in the sack or they think that all they need to do is just show up. I think this stereotype is dumb. Probably the most talented guy I’ve ever dated at going downtown was also huge, and he knew how to use that too. In fact, most of the bigger guys I’ve dated were great at foreplay which I suspect was because the had to be or it wasn’t going to work.

Is it just me who has had this experience?

Anyway, everyone is different and great lovers come in all shapes and sizes.

Where do women seem to find these “huge” guys. I’m guessing the vast majority of women have never seen a large one.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There are always threads generalizing that big guys are terrible in the sack or they think that all they need to do is just show up. I think this stereotype is dumb. Probably the most talented guy I’ve ever dated at going downtown was also huge, and he knew how to use that too. In fact, most of the bigger guys I’ve dated were great at foreplay which I suspect was because the had to be or it wasn’t going to work.

Is it just me who has had this experience?

Anyway, everyone is different and great lovers come in all shapes and sizes.

Where do women seem to find these “huge” guys. I’m guessing the vast majority of women have never seen a large one.

I don't know. I just have experience with regular dicks. Although there was one when I was a teenager ... but put in perspective it may not be that big now that I'm an adult ... seemed really big when I was 15 though.

[Anonymous]

My gf can't fit most of it in her mouth. Disappointing.

[Anonymous]

If he's well endowed and knows how to work it, I don't mind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No woman I know is interested in looking at pictures of male genitalia. The rare curious tween may be an exception but that's child abuse, so I don't recommend it. If you want to interest a woman with photographs, send her a snapshot of your bank balance, or maybe you enjoying hobbies that are of interest to you. Duh!

Never sent one unsolicited. I've had several solicited. They weren't solicited by Tweens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Earth to Women: we do not want to see a photo of you with those stupid snapchat filters that give a you a dog's nose and ears or whatever.

+100

[Anonymous]

There’s a reason it’s referred to as “junk”.
Most women aren’t junk collectors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Earth to Women: we do not want to see a photo of you with those stupid snapchat filters that give a you a dog's nose and ears or whatever.

+100

+ infinity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Depends on what you can do with that 5 inches. I’ve had 7-8 inches that were boring.

The best sex I ever had was with a guy who had a micro penis. Seriously. Guys with big junk think that's all they need.

Just over 7 here and never considered it big until a girlfriend spent about 15 minutes talking about it on our fifth or sixth date. But I also work very hard in bed. It's the least I can do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Earth to Women: we do not want to see a photo of you with those stupid snapchat filters that give a you a dog's nose and ears or whatever.

+100

+ infinity.

And beyond!

[Anonymous]

https://thevisualiser.net/

Learned about this site from the explicit board, back when it was still interesting.

[Anonymous]

DW said I looked sexist wearing just boxer shorts -- and pushing a vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
DW said I looked sexist wearing just boxer shorts -- and pushing a vacuum cleaner.

Hilarious typo.