Earth to men: women do NOT want to see pictures of your junk

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As per the above, I think we're all aware that MRA trolling is a real thing at DCUM.

LOL, what is real on DCUM is the "MRA troll" troll who says every male opinion she disagrees with is an "MRA troll".

[Anonymous]

Earth to Women: we do not want to see a photo of you with those stupid snapchat filters that give a you a dog's nose and ears or whatever.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No woman I know is interested in looking at pictures of male genitalia. The rare curious tween may be an exception but that's child abuse, so I don't recommend it. If you want to interest a woman with photographs, send her a snapshot of your bank balance, or maybe you enjoying hobbies that are of interest to you. Duh!

Speak for yourself. I enjoy a nice dick pic now and then

Then ask for it. Women are receiving the pictures without asking for them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No woman I know is interested in looking at pictures of male genitalia. The rare curious tween may be an exception but that's child abuse, so I don't recommend it. If you want to interest a woman with photographs, send her a snapshot of your bank balance, or maybe you enjoying hobbies that are of interest to you. Duh!

Unfortunately some seem to like it.

Ask Weiner why he did what he did.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Since we are on the subject, what do you want to see? Thx

We aren’t as visual as men. So pictures of genitalia or body parts (unless you have a super super hot body), doesn’t turn us on. Unless in a sexual relationship already, random sexy picture or words are gross and creepy. And even if we are in a sexual relationship, don’t just send me sexy talk out of the blue. I’m doing stuff. Signal me that you want sexy talk (thinking of you), then let me decide how to respond.

I think you are asking “what can I send that will take a woman from 0 to horny?” In my experience, nothing. If I’m already hot for a guy, him saying Hello is enough to get me going. If I’m not into a guy or I’m busy/distracted, nothing (not even a bank account) will get me going over text.

This. I do like sexting. But with the person in in a relationship with.

Exactly. It's only good if you're already personally acquainted with the dick in question (and I do mean the dick, not just the person). Evebthen, it's not for everyone. But never in the history of time have I heard of a woman receiving a dick pic from a guy she hadn't already been intimate with and going "wow, he's for me!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Since we are on the subject, what do you want to see? Thx

Checking account and 401k balances, credit report with debt balance, FICO balance will do. Also a summary of your mom's mental health status and visiting status. Do you live together? Does she do your laundry? Does she visit every weekend for 2-3 hours?

Nailed it.

[Anonymous]

Lol, back in the days of AOL chatrooms, some dude sent me a pic of his junk laying on a doc Marten boot....I was like wtf. It was the 90's though...

[Anonymous]

Agree OP, we really don't. It's not sexy. It's not artistic. We don't get turned on by that sh!t.

Whether it's a photo or some infantile dick flasher in public, it does nothing for me except make me think you're probably a mommas boy, because what woman coddled you so much to show you such unabashed constant affirmation that you think we're interested in your random junk?

[Anonymous]

I love my DM’s junk. I love receiving his d1ck pics. It makes him feel desired.

[Anonymous]

So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

[Anonymous]

You don't speak for all women although I'm sure it's true of most women. I'd never send an unsolicited DicPic to a woman but my GF asked for them from the beginning and still loves it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Yes. You've basically described my dh, sans vacation homes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Yes. You've basically described my dh, sans vacation homes.

Poor guy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Yes. You've basically described my dh, sans vacation homes.

Admittedly I'm exaggerating a little. More like 4.5 inch erect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if I had a FICO score over 800, a crapload of money, and 3 houses (one resident and 2 vacation homes), but had a 5 incher (erect), would I be considered a catch? Handsome and fit also.

Depends on what you can do with that 5 inches. I’ve had 7-8 inches that were boring.