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Wow I wanna share some stories of my time on the road with the Phish.
Getting pinned is a BIG deal, and its a huge thing. If its done right, its planned in advance and its a huge surpise to the kid in question. My pinning was a huge deal, and happened the night after 10k after everyone left and our kids got permission to stay on the land for a few days and clean up before we left for yellowstone and glacier during the off days between 10k and seattle. Camp was kicking, a few off our kids where in the kitchen getting dinner ready, some kids where getting the fire started, and me and dawn and few others where out on a groundscore mission. This was just after the sun went down, we where walking up to camp (camp goodness sponsered by cookies, that is!!!) when 7-8 of our kids are walking towards me with this distinct look on their face. Now, about my actual pinning... Catch me in the real world sometime, ill tell you over a bowl, but something like that is just to personal to discuss over the internet. Lets just say it was special. I will say this, after i got pinned, dawn gives me this huge kiss and is like baby you deserved that. After i got pinned we all had a huge celebration. It was a special time. We had a huge family dinner, and after dinner a sheet was put in a bottle of orange juice and everyone was ceremonially dropped by the Rev. Oh and this other time at the Phish recreational show: At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy... It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now. The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN! there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation. S*** was crazy as hell. Anyway, sweet band. Much more into their earlier stuff though. |
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dear rail raiders, i am so sick of seeing your fat bodies on the web cast, you dance like idiiots, worst dance moves i've ever seen
also, why does everyone give them so much god damn space, please f***ing pee on their areas carey and lacy, liz myers (yarmouth meg) please suck a lemon |
Anonymous
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ISO:
4 GA Floor for 12/28 4 GA Floor for 12/29 4 together in Sec 1, 2 or 3 for 12/30 8 GA Floor for 12/31 Have 1 12/28 sec 317 barstool seat, cash, vibes, nugz, twiddle tumbledown VIP pass for trade |
Anonymous
| Greatest band of all time can’t wait to see trey and fish at the forum |
Anonymous
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Phish makes it rain |
Anonymous
| Katy Tur loves the pheeesh. I believe she enjoys eating Wendy’s while dining at arbys as well. Horsey sauce on a jr bacon cheeseburger is the bees knees |
Anonymous
| my goodness, who are these people in this thread? I love that album Shine by Trey ANastasio but the comments in this thread make me not want to try listening to Phish |
Anonymous
| WTF happened on the last 2 pages |
Anonymous
Katy Tur loves Phish and eating Wendy’s at Arby's. I love Phish and eating Wendy’s at Arby’s. Coincidence? |
Anonymous
Nailed it bro. Best ska band this side of the Mississippi. |
Anonymous
| These so called "phans" are usually self important SLOBS. Basically attention whores that whine and cry when their look at me attitude actually makes someone look at them. They make me sick to the point of vomiting |
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Anonymous
yeah I kind of see what you're saying there. It's just the younger generation. The type that complains about authority figures and how they use their Authority and then complaints to the authority figures whenever somebody disagrees with them or calls them out on their bullshit. They're probably the reason why America isn't great anymore |
Anonymous
| Yeah, so drug culture. Won’t be going to a show ? |
Anonymous
I think what both of u are trying to say is this new generation are all snowflakes. We gave out to many participation trophies and told them they were special too often. It's not goofy shirt guys fault that he really believes he is important. We as parents have reinforced that his entire life Blame yourself (ourselves) that these kids are messed up. |