WTF is a smash cake?

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

Asshat.

The husband's comment sounds really funny. I made sure to get a push present. I'm carrying a baby for so long I want a prize!

I developed PTSD from my child's birth. I don't think it's funny.

please haul your baggage to another thread.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

lol
My DH would have said the same thing. No matter--it was more important to me that he was hands-on with our twins from the start.

Mine literally said the same thing.

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This, IMHO, is the only acceptable smash cake:

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<--- WINNING.

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Anonymous wrote:This, IMHO, is the only acceptable smash cake:

Haha! That is awesome. My son got one because we got it free with the sheet cake. Looked cute as a table centerpiece and he loved eating it. Pictures were adorable. He did poop more than usual the next day but didn't seem upset or like he had a bellyache.

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Anonymous wrote:My stupid DIL did this smash cake.

Monkey see monkey do.

If she did anything original I think we'd all drop dead. God she gets on my last nerve. And she's ugly too.

Is your grandchild also ugly?

No no silly! Grandchild of course takes after her perfect smart and beautiful son. Who was somehow tricked into marriage by this stupid ugly harpy.

Grandchild takes after his perfect grandmother

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of people have smash cakes for their 1 yr old at their 1 yr photo shoot. Some packages even include a smash cake with the session.

Yes, because everyone has a 1 yr old photo shoot.

I can't think of anyone in my circle that doesn't get pictures taken at 1 yr. most buy a first year package with a newborn session, 3 month session, 6 month session and a 1 yr session with a smash cake.

Get a wider circle of friends, for this is not the norm.

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of people have smash cakes for their 1 yr old at their 1 yr photo shoot. Some packages even include a smash cake with the session.

Yes, because everyone has a 1 yr old photo shoot.

I can't think of anyone in my circle that doesn't get pictures taken at 1 yr. most buy a first year package with a newborn session, 3 month session, 6 month session and a 1 yr session with a smash cake.

Get a wider circle of friends, for this is not the norm.

So gauche. Everyone in my circle only commissions 1st year oil paintings and if the gilded frame isn't Italian, they are privately ridiculed by the rest of us.

The housekeeper eats the smash cake for the baby.

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of people have smash cakes for their 1 yr old at their 1 yr photo shoot. Some packages even include a smash cake with the session.

Yes, because everyone has a 1 yr old photo shoot.

I can't think of anyone in my circle that doesn't get pictures taken at 1 yr. most buy a first year package with a newborn session, 3 month session, 6 month session and a 1 yr session with a smash cake.

Get a wider circle of friends, for this is not the norm.

So gauche. Everyone in my circle only commissions 1st year oil paintings and if the gilded frame isn't Italian, they are privately ridiculed by the rest of us.

The housekeeper eats the smash cake for the baby.

You allow your housekeeper to eat with the family?

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of people have smash cakes for their 1 yr old at their 1 yr photo shoot. Some packages even include a smash cake with the session.

Yes, because everyone has a 1 yr old photo shoot.

I can't think of anyone in my circle that doesn't get pictures taken at 1 yr. most buy a first year package with a newborn session, 3 month session, 6 month session and a 1 yr session with a smash cake.

Get a wider circle of friends, for this is not the norm.

So gauche. Everyone in my circle only commissions 1st year oil paintings and if the gilded frame isn't Italian, they are privately ridiculed by the rest of us.

The housekeeper eats the smash cake for the baby.

You allow your housekeeper to eat with the family?

Of course not, but naturally the baby doesn't either! The housekeeper is required to make a visit to the nursery to do it.