WTF is a smash cake?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My stupid DIL did this smash cake.

Monkey see monkey do.

If she did anything original I think we'd all drop dead. God she gets on my last nerve. And she's ugly too.

For your sake I hope she stops including you in your grandkid's life events.

DIL may lack originality and conventional good looks, but the poor woman also has to put up with your BS judgment about them. I hope she's happy and oblivious to her b!tch of a MIL.

[Anonymous]

I haven't read this entire ridiculous thread, but thought I would chime in.....because why not?

We got a free smash cake when we ordered the regular sheet cake for our kid's year party, and she didn't know what to do with it. My sister in law, obnoxious human that she is, took her hands and smashed them into the cake and was trying to show her to lick it off, but of course, DD started crying. DD was also fighting her first ear infection at the time, so she was already not in a great mood. Thank God though, because I'm pretty sure sis in law would have smashed her face into it.

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Why do people have so many views on cake? Cake, smash cake, piece of cake, whatever it is cake is always good. Who cares what kind of cake people give their kids.

I didn't do a smash cake, I just let my son eat a slice but to each their own.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

Asshat.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

Asshat.

The husband's comment sounds really funny. I made sure to get a push present. I'm carrying a baby for so long I want a prize!

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

Asshat.

The husband's comment sounds really funny. I made sure to get a push present. I'm carrying a baby for so long I want a prize!

I developed PTSD from my child's birth. I don't think it's funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My stupid DIL did this smash cake.

Monkey see monkey do.

If she did anything original I think we'd all drop dead. God she gets on my last nerve. And she's ugly too.

Is your grandchild also ugly?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think smash cakes are pretty darn cute. It's normally the first time the baby has had sugar and cake and it's cute to watch.

You guys are just mean and petty.

Ghetto.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My stupid DIL did this smash cake.

Monkey see monkey do.

If she did anything original I think we'd all drop dead. God she gets on my last nerve. And she's ugly too.

Is your grandchild also ugly?

No no silly! Grandchild of course takes after her perfect smart and beautiful son. Who was somehow tricked into marriage by this stupid ugly harpy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake made for a 1 year olds birthday. Baby smashes it in his or her face and the rest of the guests can eat from the regular cake. We just cut a piece from the cake for our kids, didn't need anything fancy, but people think it's fun.

Plain stupid.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

lol
My DH would have said the same thing. No matter--it was more important to me that he was hands-on with our twins from the start.

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Anonymous wrote:It's a small cake that parents make (or have made) for their child on their first birthdays. Allegedly looks good for photo ops when the kid "smashes" the cake.
Along the same lines as: gender reveal parties, push presents, babymoons, etc

What's a push present?

A gift the husband/dad gives mom for pushing the baby out.

21:25 here. I just went and asked my husband why he didn't give me a push present. He asked me what it is and I explained. He said "well you had a c section."

Asshat.

The husband's comment sounds really funny. I made sure to get a push present. I'm carrying a baby for so long I want a prize!

I guess since I wasn't there when he said it I don't know the tone but without knowing all your baggage it sounds like a funny sitcom quip.

I developed PTSD from my child's birth. I don't think it's funny.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think smash cakes are pretty darn cute. It's normally the first time the baby has had sugar and cake and it's cute to watch.

You guys are just mean and petty.

Ghetto.

I think you are using the wrong word.....

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Why is this post 5 pages long????

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Anonymous wrote:A lot of people have smash cakes for their 1 yr old at their 1 yr photo shoot. Some packages even include a smash cake with the session.

Yes, because everyone has a 1 yr old photo shoot.

I can't think of anyone in my circle that doesn't get pictures taken at 1 yr. most buy a first year package with a newborn session, 3 month session, 6 month session and a 1 yr session with a smash cake.