Cruz's 4 PM Announcement - Let's Speculate!

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[Post New]04/27/2016 15:30
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ted Cruz is doing the Costanza thing where he just shows up at work the next day like he was never fired.

Yesterday: Cruz is mathematically eliminated.
Today: Cruz announces his VP choice.

How does that make sense?



Is he 100% mathematically eliminated. I feel like this would be front page news on cnn or something.


Yes he is more than 100% mathematically eliminaTED. Kasich needs more than 200% of the available delegates. Ted needs more than 100%. Trump only needs less than 50% (not even counting the unbound delegates).

This race is so over.
[Post New]04/27/2016 15:31
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Apparently, Cruz is set to make an announcement at 4 PM.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/04/27/ted-cruz-major-announcement/83589328/

Some speculate it will be his VP pick. I think it's that he was born a woman. You?


I think he's announcing that Metro will be shut down completely tomorrow.
[Post New]04/27/2016 15:32
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Anonymous
I hope he's announcing that he's getting a nose job.
[Post New]04/27/2016 15:47
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Anonymous
It’s Fiorina as VP. Fox News has confirmed.
It’s a Hail Mary.
[Post New]04/27/2016 15:50
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Anonymous
Its Daenerys Targaryen!
[Post New]04/27/2016 15:56
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Anonymous
Carly Fiorina is Sarah Palin without the quitting.
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:09
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I understand that he has picked out a White House dog, and is going to threaten to kill it live on air unless he is made President.


The meaningless death of the poor dog notwithstanding, LOL!
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:12
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Carly Fiorina is Sarah Palin without the quitting.


And without the crazy.
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:12
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Anonymous
It's past 4 pm, what was his announcement?
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:17
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Carly Fiorina is Sarah Palin without the quitting.


She's Sarah Palin with the having been fired instead of quitting.

Her only memorable moment in this whole campaign was a pack of lies about the lying Planned Parenthood videos.
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:18
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Carly Fiorina is Sarah Palin without the quitting.


And without the crazy.


YOU BETCHA!
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:21
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Anonymous wrote:It's his VP pick and it's Carly. You heard it hear first.


^from page one. This person was correct. We did hear it *here* first.

[Post New]04/27/2016 16:35
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Anonymous
This is such an amusing thread as is -- but what if he's planning on running as an independent?
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:37
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's his VP pick and it's Carly. You heard it hear first.


^from page one. This person was correct. We did hear it *here* first.



He didn't disclose what that thing was on his lip that he ate!??? WTF. When are we going to find out?
[Post New]04/27/2016 16:38
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It's his VP pick and it's Carly. You heard it hear first.


^from page one. This person was correct. We did hear it *here* first.



He didn't disclose what that thing was on his lip that he ate!??? WTF. When are we going to find out?


Oh, stop already. It was a piece of mint.
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