Cruz's 4 PM Announcement - Let's Speculate!
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Anonymous
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Welp, lookie lou, DCUM is nearly 5 pages talking about this decision and just 2 about Trump's major speech.
Fools. |
Anonymous
| Lol! Now trump just needs to pick Palin and the crazy train will be complete. |
Anonymous
I am too, but it's almost too good to be true, you know? Like, I hate him too much for him to be doing this badly. I would have never thought about him if I knew he would be this incompetent. He's just a little TOO incompetent. Like he's possessed or something. |
Anonymous
| He should name his whole cabinet now. |
Anonymous
| heh! |
Anonymous
And pick out his White House china. |
Anonymous
| I understand that he has picked out a White House dog, and is going to threaten to kill it live on air unless he is made President. |
Anonymous
You forgot blaming the media. For...something. Everything. |
Anonymous
Unfortunately trump did not have much to say. It only takes two pages to review the rehearsed tone. |
Anonymous
That's what you do when you want to lose. The Donald doesn't play that way. |
Anonymous
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Ted Cruz is doing the Costanza thing where he just shows up at work the next day like he was never fired.
Yesterday: Cruz is mathematically eliminated. Today: Cruz announces his VP choice. How does that make sense? 
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Anonymous
| I'm anxiously awaiting Jeb's VP announcement. |
Anonymous
Eight years ago y'all said it was brilliant. Also, your strategy of yelling at Mexicans and women is currently touted as "refreshing". |
Anonymous
Is he 100% mathematically eliminated. I feel like this would be front page news on cnn or something. |
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