Taryn and Camdyn |
Addison, Reece, Elliot |
You are a WOHM but only so that you can afford to dress your darlings in Jean Paul Gaultier's new couture line for children. When neither is accepted at a Big 3 school, you will have a nervous breakdown. During your recovery, you will discover that DH has been boinking the nanny. This will galvanize you! Threatening a costly divorce, you will force the family to move from Metro DC. In a year, you will have a third child and become a SAHM. You will burst into tears every time you see Washington, DC on a commercial for Scandal and remind all of the other moms that you used to live there. |
You enjoy baths with Yardley Lavender soap and take tea breaks on weekend afternoons. |
You llove doubble letters. Your last name is Williams-Bennett. |
You're torn between embracing your B'moron roots and trying to shed all signs of them. Your attempt at catchy names is a terribly low-brow fail, but you're afraid to ask outright if anyone likes the names you chose because you're not sure where the answer would land you. Here? There? In between? You'll end up settling for some nondescript parcel of land right off the BW Pwy to call your own, and your kids will have to make their own pained choices between DC and Baltimore when the time comes. You're done trying. |
Having 2 children before age 20 means that you get to be the fun mom. |
Henry, Harriet (Hattie), Catherine, George |
Rory and Fiona |
Working parents living in a 1970s built house in a suburban neighborhood. At one point you owned a 90s model Ecoline van. |
You are an older hipster who likes to feel edgy but fears crossing the line too far. |
Rowan, Olive, May |
Clementine, Kingsley |
Birdie |
Aurora, Saul, and Leona. |