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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Frances and Piers[/quote] You are a WOHM but only so that you can afford to dress your darlings in Jean Paul Gaultier's new couture line for children. When neither is accepted at a Big 3 school, you will have a nervous breakdown. During your recovery, you will discover that DH has been boinking the nanny. This will galvanize you! Threatening a costly divorce, you will force the family to move from Metro DC. In a year, you will have a third child and become a SAHM. You will burst into tears every time you see Washington, DC on a commercial for Scandal and remind all of the other moms that you used to live there.[/quote]
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