Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My DH does this shit all the time.
We don't have people over often but somehow his routine is down pat:
- a few days before, we discuss that we need to be cleaned up hours before guests arrive.
- the morning of guests arriving for lunch he decided to clean the oven knobs. while i am cooking.
- he bags up the trash and recycling. it sits in the foyer.
- approximately an hour before they arrive he cleans the cat box. instant dust cloud.
- trash still in the foyer.
- half an hour before they arrive i start to get really anxious and clean the surfaces off with nice smelling williams sonoma pink grapefruit spray.
- is he going to even vacuum? oh, i see he gave our kid a crumbly snack instead!
- i vacuum.
- he is finishing up cleaning the paper piles off his desk.
- where the eff is he? in the shower.
- i run the trash, which is still in the GD foyer, out to the dumpster.
- come back and light some candles.
- guests arrive.
- he walks downstairs, smelling fresh, JUST IN TIME.
I die.
ROFL !!!
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