where to meet cool moms?

[Anonymous]

OP has gone shopping with her bimbo friend. The theme for today is to spend their spouses' hard earned money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

[Anonymous]

I was going to suggest the Vertically Challenged Upper Middle Class Moms of Todllers (who like frozen yogurt) in NoVa group.

As a short, upper middle class mom in Fairfax County, I am deeply offended by this group, which purposely excludes my milk-allergic toddler. I am, however, game for a late-night supper/playdate. Do you think Nora could do a chef's menu featuring sushi, pixie sticks and soup in a thermos?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I was going to suggest the Vertically Challenged Upper Middle Class Moms of Todllers (who like frozen yogurt) in NoVa group.

As a short, upper middle class mom in Fairfax County, I am deeply offended by this group, which purposely excludes my milk-allergic toddler. I am, however, game for a late-night supper/playdate. Do you think Nora could do a chef's menu featuring sushi, pixie sticks and soup in a thermos?

Wait, wait....I posted on here a while back trying to figure out where to find playgroups for my toddler, and nobody told me about this group. I think I forgot to mention that I'm very vertically challenged! Please do send me the next themed playgroup invite.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

It is not either. I live there and I would rather die. I think college frat parties may be a good place to find your kind. Try late night shots.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I was going to suggest the Vertically Challenged Upper Middle Class Moms of Todllers (who like frozen yogurt) in NoVa group.

As a short, upper middle class mom in Fairfax County, I am deeply offended by this group, which purposely excludes my milk-allergic toddler. I am, however, game for a late-night supper/playdate. Do you think Nora could do a chef's menu featuring sushi, pixie sticks and soup in a thermos?

Wait, wait....I posted on here a while back trying to figure out where to find playgroups for my toddler, and nobody told me about this group. I think I forgot to mention that I'm very vertically challenged! Please do send me the next themed playgroup invite.

I am of average height, still pregnant with my first child, and do not live in Virginia, and I am EXTREMELY OFFENDED by my exclusion from this Vertically Challenged Upper Middle Class Moms of Toddlers Who Like Frozen Yogurt in NoVa group. You bitches.

[Anonymous]

Preppy people do not refer to themselves as preppy. Also, they do not live in NoVa.

I am looking for cool moms, which I define as people just like me. Anyone up for a Vertically Impressive Middle-Middle Class Working Moms of Babies who Prefer Gelato but Have Been Known to Let their Babies Gum Bread Crusts to Keep Them Entertained in Restaurants in Dupont group?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

It is not either. I live there and I would rather die. I think college frat parties may be a good place to find your kind. Try late night shots.

It actually is but you don't sound our type.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Preppy people do not refer to themselves as preppy. Also, they do not live in NoVa.

I am looking for cool moms, which I define as people just like me. Anyone up for a Vertically Impressive Middle-Middle Class Working Moms of Babies who Prefer Gelato but Have Been Known to Let their Babies Gum Bread Crusts to Keep Them Entertained in Restaurants in Dupont group?

Preppy is a style and yes, people do use it to describe their sense of style. I've met many preppy people in NoVA, especially those from the south who refuse to live in Maryland or DC.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

It is not either. I live there and I would rather die. I think college frat parties may be a good place to find your kind. Try late night shots.

It actually is but you don't sound our type.

Color me crazy, but I'm taking that as a nice compliment. I'll make sure to wave at you when I walk by with my group of actual cool mom friends -- they are so crazy, those moms! some of them have these important job things, as important as their husbands, even! and some of them don't even like Tory Burch! madness! -- when we stroll by our local fro yo joint. If you wonder why we haven't meet you yet, its because you blow.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Does anyone know where I could meet some cool, hipster moms? You know: sweater sets, pearls, pleated slacks, conservative values? Maybe get a little crazy every now and then, and jam out to Lady Antebellum with some wine coolers?

I am so not cool, but do wine coolers still exist?

Yes, ma'am!
http://www.bartlesandjaymes.com/buy.asp

Thank you for your support.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anywhere I can meet a variety of moms? Like maybe a criminal, an athlete, a brain, a basket case AND a princess, all in one place?

Don't you... Forget about me... Don't, don't, don't you

Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

It is not either. I live there and I would rather die. I think college frat parties may be a good place to find your kind. Try late night shots.

It actually is but you don't sound our type.

Color me crazy, but I'm taking that as a nice compliment. I'll make sure to wave at you when I walk by with my group of actual cool mom friends -- they are so crazy, those moms! some of them have these important job things, as important as their husbands, even! and some of them don't even like Tory Burch! madness! -- when we stroll by our local fro yo joint. If you wonder why we haven't meet you yet, its because you blow.

Tory Burch isn't preppy. But thanks for playing!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend and I were trying to figure out where we could meet other moms like us, and I thought I would throw it out here to see if anyone has any ideas. We are looking for extroverted, preppy, upper middle class, educated young ish (late 20s early 30s) moms of babies in the 8-13 month age range in Northern Va, who either stay at home or work part time. We like shopping, frequent happy hours/play dates (especially if they are themed), and friends who aren't judgmental about giving our children an occasional taste of frozen yogurt (we love frozen yogurt too ). Where do we go to find these people?? Gymboree is not cutting it, and neither is the neighborhood moms group.

We would totally be friends!! Especially if you're Southern. Rosemont/Old Town area is a good place to find our kind.

It is not either. I live there and I would rather die. I think college frat parties may be a good place to find your kind. Try late night shots.

It actually is but you don't sound our type.

Color me crazy, but I'm taking that as a nice compliment. I'll make sure to wave at you when I walk by with my group of actual cool mom friends -- they are so crazy, those moms! some of them have these important job things, as important as their husbands, even! and some of them don't even like Tory Burch! madness! -- when we stroll by our local fro yo joint. If you wonder why we haven't meet you yet, its because you blow.

Tory Burch isn't preppy. But thanks for playing!

Um, seriously? so what is, sperry? rainbows? being white? give us the manifesto, please, OP.

[Anonymous]

I think of Tory Burch as very arriviste. Too much logo emphasis. I'm not even remotely stylish. But I am vertically challenged and am hoping for a meetup invite from Zima mom.