DH Refuses to Order Pizza

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

NP. It’s pizza. Get a f-ing life.

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

NP. It’s pizza. Get a f-ing life.

Agreed. Getting snobby about any food is obnoxious, but pizza? The whole thing that's great about pizza is that even cheap pizza is still pizza. Even when you were a kid eating that rectangle stuff they served in the cafeteria, it was still pizza and still a great day.

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

NP. It’s pizza. Get a f-ing life.

Agreed. Getting snobby about any food is obnoxious, but pizza? The whole thing that's great about pizza is that even cheap pizza is still pizza. Even when you were a kid eating that rectangle stuff they served in the cafeteria, it was still pizza and still a great day.

Exactly. Even bad pizza is pretty passable. As far as mass-produced chain pizza goes, Domino's >>>> Papa John's. Papa John's must have stock in tomatoes with the way they oversauce their pizza.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m so sorry your husband is opposed to trash take out.

Did you read the original post? The OP said that they are very appreciative of his homemade pizza and that is excellent, but that he insists that it has to be his homemade pizza every time, regardless of other circumstances. She readily says that his pizza is best, but with kids and activities, sometimes it’s not practical to make it from scratch.

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

Yeah, and you’re a just a phony who thinks they’re a “foodie” because they’re dumb enough to pay $30 for a tiny “artisan” pie with a charred crust. Fools and their money…..

Sorry, no. I live in NYC and can get a large, fantastic pie for $26, as I did just last week. But you've obviously chosen to live in a suburban hellhole so I guess maybe Papa John's really is the best that the DMV sticks can offer you.

Dp pp I think you are out of line. Just because you don't like living in DMV doesn't mean that it is a hell hole for me or the pp. Yes, the pizza here is not as good as nyc but, there are places near me where they are very good ( even to nyc) If I had the chose between living in NYC and getting great pizza or living where live with subpar pizza I would choose my area every time! Fact is, at my age pizza is now a rare event because I have to be conscious of what I eat. So even if I lived in nyc I wouldn't be able to eat it every week.

If you are happy with yourself there would have been no reason to be so mean to the pp. Just live your life the best you can!

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

Yeah, and you’re a just a phony who thinks they’re a “foodie” because they’re dumb enough to pay $30 for a tiny “artisan” pie with a charred crust. Fools and their money…..

Sorry, no. I live in NYC and can get a large, fantastic pie for $26, as I did just last week. But you've obviously chosen to live in a suburban hellhole so I guess maybe Papa John's really is the best that the DMV sticks can offer you.

Dp pp I think you are out of line. Just because you don't like living in DMV doesn't mean that it is a hell hole for me or the pp. Yes, the pizza here is not as good as nyc but, there are places near me where they are very good ( even to nyc) If I had the chose between living in NYC and getting great pizza or living where live with subpar pizza I would choose my area every time! Fact is, at my age pizza is now a rare event because I have to be conscious of what I eat. So even if I lived in nyc I wouldn't be able to eat it every week.

If you are happy with yourself there would have been no reason to be so mean to the pp. Just live your life the best you can!

And if you were happy you wouldn't be so defensive. Enjoy your sh*tshack!

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Anonymous wrote:DH is obsessed with his Ooni and has become quite the pizza aficionado, but we are not above ordering Papa John’s every once in a while. Are you not capable of doing this on your own, OP?

Well, Papa John's is just crap. Anyone should feel offended by such awful pizza.

Snob.

Tell me with a straight face that you think Papa John's is a quality product.

Who died and made you the judge of all pizza?

Tell me it's a quality product.

It is a quality product. There. Whatcha gonna do?

I’m going to discount your opinion on food, now and forever. You’re like a pig facedown in the slops, grunting happily because you think your garbage is something special.

Yeah, and you’re a just a phony who thinks they’re a “foodie” because they’re dumb enough to pay $30 for a tiny “artisan” pie with a charred crust. Fools and their money…..

Sorry, no. I live in NYC and can get a large, fantastic pie for $26, as I did just last week. But you've obviously chosen to live in a suburban hellhole so I guess maybe Papa John's really is the best that the DMV sticks can offer you.

Enjoy your “fantastic pie for $26” while living in your rat-infested NYC walk up. I’ll relish my Papa John’s in my beautiful Potomac house set on several acres.

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Anonymous wrote:Pick up the phone and order one.

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I’m too lazy to read through entire thread. Anyone bring up VPN neopolitan pizza? That’s where it’s at.

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His pizza can be amazing but it’s fine if you and the kids want some variety once in a while. Even if take out isn’t as good, it’s something different.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m a home pizza maker too. Are you all waiting for the dough to rise? Homemade pizza isn’t a spur of the moment decision. That said, I understand his frustration. Unless you are lucky enough to live near one of the few good pizza joints in the dmv, the insane prices on mediocre take out pizza aren’t worth it.

My suggestion is to find something else to order out on the spur of the moment. Chinese?

But they don't want Chinese. They want pizza. Just not HIS pizza. I order pizza from a number of different places, depending on whether I am craving thin crust, Sicilian, etc. If someone told me I could only order pizza from one place, I'd think they were crazy. This is no different.

Why don't the kids want HIS pizza? Do they not like it? Or are they just enamored with the idea of delivery pizza (which is presumably more greasy and salty?)

Kids like fast food pizza - doughy and somewhat floppy crust with gooey melty mild cheese. Artisan homemade pizza is typically sorta burnt, dry, weird toppings, a sauce that only tastes like tomato, and weird cheeses with no gooey melty-ness. .

[Anonymous]

he's a perfectionist

i can relate

buy charcuterie stuff for appetizer or make salad

[Anonymous]

DC has terrible food esp most of all pizza, if you were in normal food city the difference wouldnt be ao stark. Makes sense

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I would like a husband with good taste like yours OP!

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Open laptop. Pull up pizza website. Add to cart. Put your credit card in. Hit “order now.”

Don’t be a doormat. You’re welcome.