What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?

[Anonymous]

I'm a teacher.

I rent a prewar apartment in the city. I don't want to own a house.

I drink soda every day.

[Anonymous]

I’m a marriage counselor.

[Anonymous]

I never went to college.

[Anonymous]

I have a deer head hanging on my office wall

[Anonymous]

I got married when I was 23, and it was the best decision I ever made. To DCUM’s utter disbelief, we’re still happy 20 years later, we have three kids (who will all be launched before we turn 50), graduate degrees, and a $5M investment portfolio.

[Anonymous]

I don’t miss a wink of sleep about what college my kid will go to. He might not even go.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got married when I was 23, and it was the best decision I ever made. To DCUM’s utter disbelief, we’re still happy 20 years later, we have three kids (who will all be launched before we turn 50), graduate degrees, and a $5M investment portfolio.

The humblebrag thread is two down from this

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Poop in places that aren’t a dedicated bathroom that only I use (which is a good thing since we only have one bathroom necessarily shared — I’m still not over all the people who have rules about which bathrooms are for pooping in). Believe everyone is acting the best faith possible. Think salaries above $100k are high.

I’m a fellow poop where I can person. I had no idea people had such rules until I came to DCUM

Gross. So you stink up a bathroom during a party?

When I have to poop, I have to poop. Would you prefer I do it outside instead? It’s not like I can hold it in.

Why don’t you go at your own home? Why must you defecate in public?

[Anonymous]

I wear capris.

[Anonymous]

Small house! Kids have Bs!

[Anonymous]

I keep my coats in the house.

[Anonymous]

I barely make $100k income annually but spend $6k - $10k annually on vacations. My only regret is that I haven’t spent more!

[Anonymous]

I also wear capris!

I circumcised my son and sleep trained all my kids.

Our white kids go to a very diverse school district and we all love it.

[Anonymous]

I let my dog off the leash in the woods.
I don’t pick up poop in the woods either as long as it’s not on the trail where people walk.

[Anonymous]

I like Disney World.