What parts of your life/lifestyle are unapproved by DCUM standards?

[Anonymous]

I dip my fries in mayonnaise.

I bought my spouse a Slurpee machine and we have one daily!

I once leased a cow for the summer and we went to Switzerland to visit her and bring home a lot of cheese.

[Anonymous]

I have an OnlyFans.

[Anonymous]

Almost everything I own is from Walmart

[Anonymous]

I have no kids. I have dogs. I make less than 70k/ year with no real ambition to make more. I love pasta salad.

[Anonymous]

I’m a very regular poster. I have two dogs and no children.

[Anonymous]

I don't care if kids know some kids got invited to a party and others didn't. I threw out medals my kids get for existing on a team. I volunteer once a year for each kid's class and that's it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m a very regular poster. I have two dogs and no children.

Do you consider yourself a dog mom? Or, a dog dad? Do you push your dogs in a stroller?

[Anonymous]

I save up my poops for my friends’ powder rooms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I dip my fries in mayonnaise.

I bought my spouse a Slurpee machine and we have one daily!

I once leased a cow for the summer and we went to Switzerland to visit her and bring home a lot of cheese.

I love that you leased a cow and went to visit her!

I have chickens and I don't care if they make me look poor. I don't care if anything makes me look poor!

[Anonymous]

Drive with the windows down, with music

I’m a socialist and I despise both conservatives and liberals

I’m not rich

I let my dog sleep in my bed

[Anonymous]

I have 3 kids from two marriages.
I live in an apartment (own).
I don't have a car and am not planning to buy one.
I am a woman, and I get my hair cut at a barbershop.
I don't color my hair, there isn't much to color anyway.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Stayed with my cheating husband

Count on my inheritance

Like the state of Florida

Love a good McFlurry

In your experience, what is fhe best and worst mcflurry flavor?

OP here, I’ll say that mine is m&m

I also like m and m mcflurry the best! Kit kat mcflurry sounds like it’d be good but was pretty disappointing tbh. Although best mcdonalds dessert is hot fudge sundae sprinkled with chopped nuts, fries for dipping optional

[Anonymous]

I’m medically obese.

[Anonymous]

I live in a heavily white, non-diverse neighborhood.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m a very regular poster. I have two dogs and no children.

Do you consider yourself a dog mom? Or, a dog dad? Do you push your dogs in a stroller?

I'm not the person to whom you're responding, but I also have two dogs and no children. I am not a "dog mommy" and since they weigh 75 pounds apiece, I don't put them in strollers. But if they became old and crippled, we would definitely put them in bike trailers for fun and exercise.