Ways in which you aren’t a domestic goddess

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've lived in current house for over three years and am still working on the interior decor and yard. I don't have the knack or time.

I average one space a year. I’m very slow to think through that sort of thing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I baked cookies last night. Burned the first pan, undercooked the second, and forgot to turn the oven off until 3 hours later. Which was after I went to the basement to retrieve underwear from the clean laundry for the morning without bringing up the entire basket.

Okay, you’re a monster.

[Anonymous]

DH makes the bed. If I do it he remakes it.