Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
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Lillian
Sydney |
Anonymous
Still in love with your husband after all these years-you waited awhile to have kids. You were 37 when you started trying, so you were nervous, but along came Hudson, and Amelia 18m later. You work for a non-profit part time, it's a good gig and you know you're lucky, but you feel torn. Maybe you should SAH and even homeschool, or maybe you should get a job where you can really use your degree. Hudson is such a sweet little boy, sometimes you worry that he's too shy, but you love that he loves his mama so much. You and Amelia have more conflict, she is so stubborn! You make sure that she is always beautifully dressed, and spend a lot of time shopping for gently used clothes online. You worry that she's getting to focused on her appearance-people always comment on her looks, but you also love having such a pretty little girl. |
Anonymous
Yes, McLean. The SUV is taupe. Yes, six figures and SAHM. Who doesn't shop at Tyson's? Not a McMansion. 
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Cameron
Devin |
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Elyse
Alexander |
Anonymous
DCUM respectfully requests a picture of the home in question. |
Anonymous
| Is "Deia" a typo? |
Anonymous
Typo of what? |
Anonymous
You went to a NY state school, like SUNY Brockport and hate that everyone here is so conservative. You also occasionally have a cig, smoked illicitly at night on your back screened porch. OMG if those PTA moms knew, they'd freak! When Lisa, your BFF from HS/college comes to visit, forget about it...you drive around without the kids just so you two can smoke. You are jumpy and kind of hyper. Both you and your DH are transplants. Vacation in Wildwood, like you and everyone else from back home does. Your parents go to Wildwood for the Do Wop festival and meet up with friends. |
Anonymous
Not PP, but my guess is she is wondering if this is a typo for 'Delia'. |
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Sam
Iam |
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NP here but I'll give it a try: You and your DH both went to UVA or VT. You are fit and like to work out. DH is into hockey and is trying to get Cam on board. He likes it so far but you think he might be more interested in lacrosse, which wouldn't necessarily upset DH but he really hopes one of these kids turns out to be a hockey player. You all weren't sure you'd go for a second, but you did and are happy you had another boy. Devin is such a cutie but a much harder kid than Cam was. You and DH both WOH full-time but you never miss a field trip or lacrosse/hockey game. The fact that you might have to add on soccer next year is a bit frustrating, but again, Dev isn't his brother and the skating thing just isn't working out for him. You do get a little annoyed when you hear that girls are named Camryn and Devyn. Your DH brews his own beer or owns a kegerator, at the very least. You live in surburbia, which fits DH to a tee but you could use a change. You'd like either a smaller town or a completely urban landscape. If you could walk to work, you'd have it made. |
Anonymous
DH is in the military and you are a teacher. You're from the South. Your last vacation was a long weekend at Lake Anna. You have a trip planned to go to Disney World this summer with your parents and siblings. You wish you could plan healthier meals for your family, but you just don't have time. You use a slow cooker a lot and have pizza every Friday night. DH has turned the basement into a mancave and you wish he didn't spend all his evenings on his computer or playing video games. You'd really like to try for a third child and have the daughter you desperately want, but you'd then have to find a bigger house and you don't know if you could afford that. |
Anonymous
Ugh, I HATE Tyson's with a fiery passion. I avoid it as much as humanly possible. |
Anonymous
I don't even know where Wildwood is (or what it is). DH is from here. Previous PP was closer. Not evenly remotely jumpy or hyper. |