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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Eva
Margeaux
Veronica
Deia[/quote]

You're from New York and you care a lot about appearances.  You are a SAHM and your DH makes high six figures - a lawyer/lobbyist.  You have a house in McLean that some on this board would call a McMansion but, if called out on it, you would vehemently deny that it is one.  You drive a large black SUV and shop in Tyson's Corner.[/quote]

Yes, McLean.  The SUV is taupe. Yes, six figures and SAHM. Who doesn't shop at Tyson's?  Not a McMansion.  :shock:[/quote]

DCUM respectfully requests a picture of the home in question.[/quote]

You went to a NY state school, like SUNY Brockport and hate that everyone here is so conservative.  You also occasionally have a cig, smoked illicitly at night on your back screened porch.  OMG if those PTA moms knew, they'd freak! When Lisa, your BFF from HS/college comes to visit, forget about it...you drive around without the kids just so you two can smoke.  You are jumpy and kind of hyper.

Both you and your DH are transplants.  Vacation in Wildwood, like you and everyone else from back home does.  Your parents go to Wildwood for the Do Wop festival and meet up with friends.  [/quote]

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