A good man for all you whining that you can't find a "provider"
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Anonymous
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https://www.popville.com/2018/01/craigslist-parody-or-not/
“Are you a beautiful woman who is struggling? Be my wife (Nova) This is what i am looking for. I am tired of dating and having to do all this work to find Miss right. So we meet a couple of times then we get married. We can even lie to our families. I’m a 28 yr old professional with a very well paying job. I want us to get married have kids and live our lives with rules. 1. you may have a say in how our kids our raised but nothing about us. 2 you will be a stay at home Mom and do womanly chores I.e. cook, clean, sex, etc. You will be given a very nice weekly allowance for shopping for yourself. 3 You must work out I will get gym memberships for the both of us. 4 you must never ask or accuse me of cheating. I promise you I will not bring anything back home from the outside. On the flip side you must never sleep with another man. 5 you must be willing to sign a prenup agreement that my lawyer will write up. 6 if I tell you to do something you do it. My promises 1 I will never hit you in anger or raise a hand in anyway towards you or our kids unless it is spanking. 2 I will provide all your needs and most of your wants for example just because you want a 20000 dollar bracelet doesn’t mean your going to get it although if you’ve been really good you probably will. 3 I will stay in good shape. I tore my acl about 9 months ago and have gained some weight but it’ll be gone soon. 4 I will never ask or do anything that will cause bodily harm to you. So if you are interested in becoming my wife these are your requirements. 1 be over 21 and under 33 2 no stds 3 no kids 4 no drama If this sounds like you email me and we will talk” |
Anonymous
| I thought of all the "provider" posts on DCUM when I saw that too, OP. Most of them wouldn't admit it, but this is the bargain they're looking for. They just want the guy to either pretend to be head over heels first, or be really old (like Anna Nicole Smith old). |
Anonymous
| Buddy you're going to be single for a long time if you are fishing for a woman in the US, try eastern Europe or Asia or get a Flux Capacitor and time travel back about 100 years. |
Anonymous
| He sounds awful. |
Anonymous
| Lol what a nut job. He must have been emotionally abused as a kid. |
Anonymous
| Yay he wants a live in sex slave who does chores! |
Anonymous
Most of the women from those countries will just poison his coffee a little ea h day |
Anonymous
| I love it! I wish we could be privy to the rest of this story. |
Anonymous
| Not sure why he doesn't just go straight to one of those buy-a-wife sites from E. Europe or Asia. Would make life much simpler for him. |
Anonymous
He is an ass but so are you. |
Anonymous
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Did anyone notice that he does not say about being emotionally and sexually faithful to the wife. His only stipulation is his wife not sleeping with another man. LOL. Is the path clear for a woman to keep awake with another man then?
This could be Donald Trump's criteria for a marriage - except he is old and overweight and obnoxious and cheats... |
Anonymous
he should move to Saudi Arabia. He’d be very happy there. |
Anonymous
He does say explicitly that he will not be faithful, she is never allowed to mention it, and he promises not to bring back diseases. |
Anonymous
Because his ego dictates that he find a woman who wants him and this arrangement of her own free choice. I’m bettung the guy is probably a thousandaire and not actually wealthy. |
Anonymous
| Wow. I don't even know what to say about this. |