The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:This is grabbed from an insta video. Leather or fake leather skirt, very pointy shoes (I don't understand the extremely pointy shoes, what do their toes look liker when they're 60?). I'm not good at fashion commentary, but here goes: the vest and skirt both imply a climate without palm trees, and although a vest might have worked here a color and fabric more consistent with Florida might have been better? Wouldn't this be better for Melania? (who likely would have worn a white button down shirt with it).

All the fashionable women I see wearing vests aren’t wearing them tight like that unless they’re layering.

https://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/tailored-vest-trend/

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New Vanessa looks fantastic.

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You can take the boy out of Appalachia but his dream prom suit for the prom that he couldn't afford to go to stays in his head forever.

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Anonymous wrote:You can take the boy out of Appalachia but his dream prom suit for the prom that he couldn't afford to go to stays in his head forever.

Hey now be nice. My husband is from Appalachia and he irons his stained shirts before black tie events!

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Anonymous wrote:I like that Tiffany looks like a real person. She’s not overdone with plastic surgery like most in that group. I’m sure she feels immense pressure being the daughter of Marla and half-sister to Ivanka. She’s pretty. Maybe she’s soulless like the rest of them, who knows. I honestly have nothing bad to say about her because despite some fashion misfires, she’s the most natural looking of all the Cheetoh offspring.

Generally agree with this (although I think she’s maybe not as innocent as it appears, see the NYTimes piece about her FIL), but I really dislike that black scarf. It looks like a horror film thing where when she takes it off you see her head has been sewn back on, or will just fall off. Why is the scarf so tight? If it were just thrown across her clavicle and llossely hanging that might look better.

Nailed it with the scarf keeping the head on comment.

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Anonymous wrote:You can take the boy out of Appalachia but his dream prom suit for the prom that he couldn't afford to go to stays in his head forever.

Hey now be nice. My husband is from Appalachia and he irons his stained shirts before black tie events!

Sorry!

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Anonymous wrote:How the f*ck did he get a stain on his chest in a perfect circle. It literally looks like a breastmilk stain.

Have you never spilled anything on your clothing while eating? Coffee?

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Anonymous wrote:I hadn't noticed the captioning until I posted. It doesn't mean what it seems to (message is people leaving CA --wasn't Florida) but I like the irony I think. (The sheriff comes across as a really nice guy but his record as Sheriff is apparently abysmal).

For a full view (of the outfit!) https://www.instagram.com/p/DRS6FJ_Dswx/

I like that outfit!

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Anonymous wrote:New Vanessa looks fantastic.

That's Lara Trump.

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Anonymous wrote:How the f*ck did he get a stain on his chest in a perfect circle. It literally looks like a breastmilk stain.

Have you never spilled anything on your clothing while eating? Coffee?

If they did and were also on the world stage, they would pivot. Mr. Fatty can't manage to do that.

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Anonymous wrote:How the f*ck did he get a stain on his chest in a perfect circle. It literally looks like a breastmilk stain.

Have you never spilled anything on your clothing while eating? Coffee?

You would think the vice president of the United States would have a ride pen or something though. 😂🤣😂

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Tide pen

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How the f*ck did he get a stain on his chest in a perfect circle. It literally looks like a breastmilk stain.

Have you never spilled anything on your clothing while eating? Coffee?

You would think the vice president of the United States would have a ride pen or something though. 😂🤣😂

But the shirt would still be hideous without the stain.

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Anonymous wrote:How the f*ck did he get a stain on his chest in a perfect circle. It literally looks like a breastmilk stain.

Have you never spilled anything on your clothing while eating? Coffee?

You’re making me wonder if it’s liquor and he was too hammered to care?

Also, wouldn’t a good valet have back-up clothes read for the Vice President of the freaking company just in case there was a wardrobe situation?

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