The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brooks Brothers, Conn Ave - 1/2mi from White House

J. Press, L St. - 3/4mi from White House

Armani, Hugo Boss, and Paul Stuart at City Center - 3/4mi from White House

Jos A. Bank, 19th St. - ~1mi from White House

These are all places Fatty could've gotten a clean tuxedo shirt either picked up or delivered from in under an hour.

Let's call him Piggy

Fine. These are all places Piggy could've sent a staffer to pick up a clean shirt and three pack of undershirts but as it stands he was walking around moobs and nipples ablaze.

Lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brooks Brothers, Conn Ave - 1/2mi from White House

J. Press, L St. - 3/4mi from White House

Armani, Hugo Boss, and Paul Stuart at City Center - 3/4mi from White House

Jos A. Bank, 19th St. - ~1mi from White House

These are all places Fatty could've gotten a clean tuxedo shirt either picked up or delivered from in under an hour.

And don't tell me that if a staffer called and asked them to deliver something to the freaking White House, the staff wouldn't hop to it.

Exactly. It's so weird that he wouldn't just get a clean shirt.

[Anonymous]

I don't remember seeing this with the Halloween posts:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't remember seeing this with the Halloween posts:

Umm. Has someone photoshopped her grandpa/husband?

[Anonymous]

This is grabbed from an insta video. Leather or fake leather skirt, very pointy shoes (I don't understand the extremely pointy shoes, what do their toes look liker when they're 60?). I'm not good at fashion commentary, but here goes: the vest and skirt both imply a climate without palm trees, and although a vest might have worked here a color and fabric more consistent with Florida might have been better? Wouldn't this be better for Melania? (who likely would have worn a white button down shirt with it).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brooks Brothers, Conn Ave - 1/2mi from White House

J. Press, L St. - 3/4mi from White House

Armani, Hugo Boss, and Paul Stuart at City Center - 3/4mi from White House

Jos A. Bank, 19th St. - ~1mi from White House

These are all places Fatty could've gotten a clean tuxedo shirt either picked up or delivered from in under an hour.

Let's call him Piggy

Fine. These are all places Piggy could've sent a staffer to pick up a clean shirt and three pack of undershirts but as it stands he was walking around moobs and nipples ablaze.

I love this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't remember seeing this with the Halloween posts:

It was posted. I think she's pretty but that costume is unflattering and her husband is grotesque.

[Anonymous]

I hadn't noticed the captioning until I posted. It doesn't mean what it seems to (message is people leaving CA --wasn't Florida) but I like the irony I think. (The sheriff comes across as a really nice guy but his record as Sheriff is apparently abysmal).

For a full view (of the outfit!) https://www.instagram.com/p/DRS6FJ_Dswx/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't remember seeing this with the Halloween posts:

It was posted. I think she's pretty but that costume is unflattering and her husband is grotesque.

Oh, it's not unflattering. It's what she wore for later in the night to get kinky with her hubby. Black leather and matronly modesty all in one package.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brooks Brothers, Conn Ave - 1/2mi from White House

J. Press, L St. - 3/4mi from White House

Armani, Hugo Boss, and Paul Stuart at City Center - 3/4mi from White House

Jos A. Bank, 19th St. - ~1mi from White House

These are all places Fatty could've gotten a clean tuxedo shirt either picked up or delivered from in under an hour.

Let's call him Piggy

My vote is that we call the President Piggy and the VP Moobs or Fatty

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha did not wear her wedding ring yesterday to Camp Lejeune.

Suddenly she's growing on me. Weird.

She was probably embarrassed by Porky wearing a stained shirt to dinner the night before:

https://www.instagram.com/realmichaelsolakiewicz/p/DRQTRgWjRkg/

An aide couldn't have run out and bought him a new one? There's a J. Press not even a mile from the WH. It looks like an effing breastfeeding stain.

The men in this pack are allergic to properly fitted clothing, but that shirt is an abomination of a whole other level.

That stain!!! 🫟 😨

That shirt is repulsive! His tie is awful. Looks like it came out of the costume trunk in the attic. Gramps' old clothes. He looks unshowered and smelly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We may not have our first woman president but we do have our first VP breastfeeding in office! At least, one would think that with the huge man boobs, exposed nips, and weird stain.

LOL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha did not wear her wedding ring yesterday to Camp Lejeune.

Suddenly she's growing on me. Weird.

She was probably embarrassed by Porky wearing a stained shirt to dinner the night before:

https://www.instagram.com/realmichaelsolakiewicz/p/DRQTRgWjRkg/

An aide couldn't have run out and bought him a new one? There's a J. Press not even a mile from the WH. It looks like an effing breastfeeding stain.

The men in this pack are allergic to properly fitted clothing, but that shirt is an abomination of a whole other level.

This might actually be the ugliest thing I’ve seen on this thread yet. Way to go, JD!

Yes! Not only is it dirty, but it is also hideous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brooks Brothers, Conn Ave - 1/2mi from White House

J. Press, L St. - 3/4mi from White House

Armani, Hugo Boss, and Paul Stuart at City Center - 3/4mi from White House

Jos A. Bank, 19th St. - ~1mi from White House

These are all places Fatty could've gotten a clean tuxedo shirt either picked up or delivered from in under an hour.

Let's call him Piggy

Fine. These are all places Piggy could've sent a staffer to pick up a clean shirt and three pack of undershirts but as it stands he was walking around moobs and nipples ablaze.

I love this thread.

Me too!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha did not wear her wedding ring yesterday to Camp Lejeune.

Suddenly she's growing on me. Weird.

She was probably embarrassed by Porky wearing a stained shirt to dinner the night before:

https://www.instagram.com/realmichaelsolakiewicz/p/DRQTRgWjRkg/

An aide couldn't have run out and bought him a new one? There's a J. Press not even a mile from the WH. It looks like an effing breastfeeding stain.

The men in this pack are allergic to properly fitted clothing, but that shirt is an abomination of a whole other level.

That stain!!! 🫟 😨

That shirt is repulsive! His tie is awful. Looks like it came out of the costume trunk in the attic. Gramps' old clothes. He looks unshowered and smelly.

It reminds me of the little bow tie we bought for our dog. It’s too small for him!