Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

I got married at almost 40 and had two kids as quickly as we could. I do the bills and taxes. I'm not sure how that worked out in our relationship, but it works! And my husband works in the investment finance industry too. Maybe he gets enough of it at work, LOL. But I always talk to him about our finances and you best believe I examine our income! I even had the idea to refinance our house two years ago when rates were still low, and I did all the legwork. But, you don't see me thinking that qualifies me to put on a finance course, JEN! Her outlook that just because something is new and relevatory to her, it must be to everyone else also, is so annoying. At least when it comes to basic adult skills like household and personal finances.

[Anonymous]

😂 New post on her hair. Shocker - she says this is not her real hair color. Double 😂😂. Because she does so much hair coloring she has to take good care of it. Triple 😂😂😂. She’s found a new product based on research and science. Since starting it (like, when? 3 days ago?), her hair is so much better.

Complete with discount link. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Jen’s haircare clip were she admits that her hair color isn’t natural but she’s found a magic hair treatment that’s amazingly available with a personalized promo code.
That’s all well and good and totally on brand for her but why are her jeans so ill fitting? All bunched up and lumpy looking?

[Anonymous]

What haircare company would want her representing their products 😳

She can do what she wants with her hair but seriously - is there anyone (even her diehard fans) who would look to her for….. haircare advice?? of all things? 🤔🤷‍♀️

[Anonymous]

When will she learn she has to disclose paid advertisements?

[Anonymous]

I have not been on here or on her posts for awhile but she definitely looks like she had a nose job very recently. And her forehead does not move anymore. Hopefully she won’t go full Courtney cox .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What haircare company would want her representing their products 😳

She can do what she wants with her hair but seriously - is there anyone (even her diehard fans) who would look to her for….. haircare advice?? of all things? 🤔🤷‍♀️

The weird thing is she has great hair. It just looks terrible right now with the bleach, middle part and wimpy layers.

[Anonymous]

Did anyone actually listen to the me sex course? I’m disgusted but also actually dying to know what she thought she could add to a conversation about a hot sex life. Jen Hatmaker is the one of the absolute last people I can think of on the entire earth that I would want to pay for a sex talk … yet , I’m very very intrigued 🤔

[Anonymous]

I’m assuming she has nothing to say about it, just interviews others that have written books on related topics etc? Or are these me-courses actually advice directly from her? yikes….

[Anonymous]

Sydney has become active on Instagram, making posts and stories. She is so cute.

[Anonymous]

Jen is so Z List now. Even at her height of fame she was pretty C List. But now almost a total civilian fame wise.

Where’s the tv show? The national speaking tour? The next book announcement? The like surprise project?

Shilling hair care products and comfy adult size pajama suits seems to
be the last death rattle of her fame.

[Anonymous]

Jen’s lack of self-awareness regarding her “Spring Cleaning” post is 100% hilarious.

“Just a simple tidying-up of my social input. Social media is already a largely unexamined soupcon rewiring our brains and tapping into our neuroses with sophisticated technology we can’t compete with, because we aren’t autobots with a capitalistic agenda. We are humans.”

Jen. For those in the back.

YOU are that toxic energy.

YOU are that corrosive Capitalist Agenda.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen’s lack of self-awareness regarding her “Spring Cleaning” post is 100% hilarious.

“Just a simple tidying-up of my social input. Social media is already a largely unexamined soupcon rewiring our brains and tapping into our neuroses with sophisticated technology we can’t compete with, because we aren’t autobots with a capitalistic agenda. We are humans.”

Jen. For those in the back.

YOU are that toxic energy.

YOU are that corrosive Capitalist Agenda.

Not to mention she could not get through a blog post without trying to sell a Me Course. Give us a freaking break, Jen. We see through your bullshit.

[Anonymous]

Big Sis is short with everyone and everything infuriates her cause her entire life and business model is built on vanity, exploitation, insincerity, and lies.

No wonder she feels this way.

[Anonymous]

Is it over for Jen?

And she’s coming to terms to it slowly?

Is this thing sustainable? Can you imagine her milking her diminishing tribe in her mid 50s when she should be eyeballing an eventual retirement?