Leonardo DiCaprio is the same age as his girlfriend's mother

[Anonymous]

He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

That's already the case. Leonardo hasn't looked good since the mid-2000s. He's got a porn beard, a pot belly, and his face is bloated constantly from alcohol/drugs.

He looks like a used car salesman.

Sheesh I hope there are no pics of you out there anywhere that can be picked apart like this. You have an irrational anger towards this celebrity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They’ve been together since December 2017.

Gross. So she was like 20 when they started dating? Omg that’s so much worse.

+1 It is so disgusting I can't even think about it. I have no respect at all for him after hearing this. Jeez.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eh, whatever. I’m a middle aged woman, and if I could pull off sleeping with 23 year old studs, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Marriage sucks. People my age suck. I want a young, impressionable dude with rock hard abs and who will do what I say without complaint. Better than being stuck in a never ending power struggle with some saggy old guy.

I've had dirty old lady dreams about Shawn Mendes. My 15 year old has a gigantic crush on him. Don't ever tell her that I would happily screw his brains out, too.

You are disgusting

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eh, whatever. I’m a middle aged woman, and if I could pull off sleeping with 23 year old studs, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Marriage sucks. People my age suck. I want a young, impressionable dude with rock hard abs and who will do what I say without complaint. Better than being stuck in a never ending power struggle with some saggy old guy.

I've had dirty old lady dreams about Shawn Mendes. My 15 year old has a gigantic crush on him. Don't ever tell her that I would happily screw his brains out, too.

You are disgusting

Why? He’s in his 20s. It’s not actually going to happen, either.

There’s nothing wrong with lusting after a good looking 20 something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eh, whatever. I’m a middle aged woman, and if I could pull off sleeping with 23 year old studs, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Marriage sucks. People my age suck. I want a young, impressionable dude with rock hard abs and who will do what I say without complaint. Better than being stuck in a never ending power struggle with some saggy old guy.

Um, I'm not telling you to cheat on your spouse, but if you think a middle aged woman can't pull off sleeping with young guys, you're completely wrong. I'm 47 and single, and get hit up by young guys all the time. 23 seems insanely young, but I certainly have slept with men 15+ years younger than I am. (Biggest gap was when I was 45 and he was 27). The main difference between these hot young guys and the hot young women sleeping with old men is that the young guys actually want to have sex with middle aged women. I mean, they're young guys, they'd probably have sex with anyone. But I cannot imagine how physically unappealing a woman up to 55ish could be if she couldn't nail a young guy. (I'm not saying it's right, just that young men LOVE having sex with older women. We just don't think it's as common because women don't parade around like idiots with their flings pretending that they're dating them).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

That's already the case. Leonardo hasn't looked good since the mid-2000s. He's got a porn beard, a pot belly, and his face is bloated constantly from alcohol/drugs.

He looks like a used car salesman.

Sheesh I hope there are no pics of you out there anywhere that can be picked apart like this. You have an irrational anger towards this celebrity.

Leonardo has never been an attractive person. Even in Titanic, he looked like a skinny little boy with a massive head. He looked hot in that one scene where he sketches Rose because there's some quick candlelight flashes to his nice-colored eyes. He has always had the face of someone who was damaged in utero, and he has never had a good body. Has nobody ever actually looked at him?


Marlon Brando, on the other hand, was an absolute god as a young man. And no, nobody will ever forget how good he looked.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it’s all because he was always actually in love with Kate Winslet but was not ever mature and confident enough to date her.

Really? I always thought they were so mismatched in Titanic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

Whatttt??!! Talk about spreading rumors! Link? Evidence? Details?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

Whatttt??!! Talk about spreading rumors! Link? Evidence? Details?

This isn't a new rumor! It's been going around for years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

That's already the case. Leonardo hasn't looked good since the mid-2000s. He's got a porn beard, a pot belly, and his face is bloated constantly from alcohol/drugs.

He looks like a used car salesman.

Sheesh I hope there are no pics of you out there anywhere that can be picked apart like this. You have an irrational anger towards this celebrity.

No, I just critiqued him the same way a female celebrity would be. Sorry if that offends you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

Whatttt??!! Talk about spreading rumors! Link? Evidence? Details?

It's the worst kept secret. They used to live together too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

Whatttt??!! Talk about spreading rumors! Link? Evidence? Details?

It's the worst kept secret. They used to live together too.

If that’s true - he and Leo hire the same madam to find them 19-year-olds to act as their girlfriend.

I’m not sure which is better - a successive string of HS grads or the same beard wife for 30 years?

[Anonymous]

Financially speaking - CA is a community property state and divorce is very expensive. With a fortune of $200M+ DiCaprio would have a lot to lose. It’s cheaper to just hire the girls for free housing and $100k a year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He is gay and has been in a domestic partnership with Lucas Haas for years. I think it would destroy his career as a Hollywood leading man if he were to come out, so he won't. I think this age group is perfect for him to date. These girls are looking for a come up. They get publicity and some fame and go on to marry a rich heterosexual: Bar Rafaeli for instance. It is a win-win for both parties.

Whatttt??!! Talk about spreading rumors! Link? Evidence? Details?

It's the worst kept secret. They used to live together too.

I had no idea. I don’t think many people know this!