Leonardo DiCaprio is the same age as his girlfriend's mother

[Anonymous]

No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

+1000!

He is the spit and image of Orson Welles and will age the same way.

See also: Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is gay!!! Why can’t you guys see that?

That’s an interesting theory. Really young bimbos make excellent beards.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s all because he was always actually in love with Kate Winslet but was not ever mature and confident enough to date her.

Omg I have been saying this for years!

Leo would never be caught dead with someone Kate’s size. He’s never dated someone within 20 lbs of her weight.

Yes he wasn’t confident enough to be with the woman who was actually an intellectual and emotional fit and is now in purgatory on earth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

That's already the case. Leonardo hasn't looked good since the mid-2000s. He's got a porn beard, a pot belly, and his face is bloated constantly from alcohol/drugs.

He looks like a used car salesman.

[Anonymous]

Actually - edit he looked amazing in the Great Gatbsy - 2013. He gained weight for The Revenant in 2015 and never lost it.

It got him an Oscar though...so there's that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg. She was born in 1997!!

So she was born the same year Titanic came out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

+1000!

He is the spit and image of Orson Welles and will age the same way.

See also: Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler

Maybe he is not a gym guy but he is not fat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No comment on his girlfriend, but he is going to turn out like Marlon Brando -- hot when younger but so corpulent when older that nobody will remember his younger hot self. Then you'll point out that he used to be considered sexy, and younger generations will shriek "no way, that guy? Ewww!!" Then you'll show them old pictures and they won't even believe it's the same person.

+1000!

He is the spit and image of Orson Welles and will age the same way.

See also: Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler

Maybe he is not a gym guy but he is not fat.

He is absolutely fat. Especially by Hollywood standards.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is gay!!! Why can’t you guys see that?

Didn't he get the memo? It's ok to be gay! Probably bi though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He looks way better than all you old pigs on here

Aren't you lovely? How do you know? Do you have a camera that sees everyone of us?

[Anonymous]

Al Pacino is 80, his girlfriend is 46. Age difference 34.
Leo is 46, his girlfriend is 23. Age difference 23.

Huh.

[Anonymous]

Eh, whatever. I’m a middle aged woman, and if I could pull off sleeping with 23 year old studs, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Marriage sucks. People my age suck. I want a young, impressionable dude with rock hard abs and who will do what I say without complaint. Better than being stuck in a never ending power struggle with some saggy old guy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eh, whatever. I’m a middle aged woman, and if I could pull off sleeping with 23 year old studs, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Marriage sucks. People my age suck. I want a young, impressionable dude with rock hard abs and who will do what I say without complaint. Better than being stuck in a never ending power struggle with some saggy old guy.

I've had dirty old lady dreams about Shawn Mendes. My 15 year old has a gigantic crush on him. Don't ever tell her that I would happily screw his brains out, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I went Google snooping about who the mom is just out of curiosity and this gem came right up in the results too. Bless her heart.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-leonardo-dicaprios-mother-really-wants-him-to-marry-camila-morrone-soon.html

The article stated this (and I quote)
"Her mother, Lucila Polak, was Al Pacino’s longterm father."

That would be weird if she was Al Pacino's father. I think they meant partner. It makes sense. If the mother likes old guys, then the daughter would too.