Your spouses's worst/most annoying traits/habits

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Dickhead admin

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Anonymous wrote:my DH has become a Trump supporting conspiracy theorist.

+1. The conspiracy theorist part is not that bad, but not that good. I started one of the Trumper husband threads on here.

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His parents.

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Anonymous wrote:Snores super loud
Leaves cleaning supplies propped up in corners of rooms

This! And will take out the kitchen trash but will not put a new bag in. Or will wash the bedsheets, but won’t fold them and put them away.

It’s like he’s almost incapable of completing an entire chore from start to finish, but expects exaltation for doing part of one.

He did shovel the entire walk today, though, so yay him.

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Untreated adult ADD.
Related - doesn't take care of health, spends too much, house is a mess.

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Anonymous wrote:DH farts ALL the time and his poops smell real bad.

Same

Wait, this is me, not my spouse. What GI problem could lead to this?i was blaming peri menopause. I also think ibs Because explosive diarrhea is an issue.

celiac disease, in our case.

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Has to have the tv on constantly.
Extremely defensive.
Sounds like he's drowning when he drinks a glass of water.

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Snoring is as solved by the new sleep apnea machine. It’s not a full mask and is surprisingly quiet. A few times I’ve woken up because it’s so quiet I thought he died.

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Very self centered.

Doesn’t greet me in the morning or ever actually. He just walks straight past me like I’m not even there — even if I say something to him.

Swears under his breath if I ask him to repeat something.

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Anonymous wrote:She:
has no empathy
hypocrite
impatient
verbally abusive

She sounds great... what ever did you see in her?
Was it just a physical attraction before you married her?

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Has to read in bed after I have done my reading and wish for a dark room, completely dark.

When calculating when it is time to leave for someplace, he bases it on the least possible amount of time it could ever take to get there.

Drapes his socks over whatever is handy in whatever room he is in.

Hates things being organized because then he can't find them--e.g. a screwdriver in a toolbox becomes invisible. Sitting on the TV table he knows exactly where it is. He's very visual, could skim a textbook night before a final in college and ace the final, after not studying all semester.

His adorable trait is constantly writing little notes to self on those little spiral notepads. And making corny jokes he learned from his dad.

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Anonymous wrote:Has to read in bed after I have done my reading and wish for a dark room, completely dark.

When calculating when it is time to leave for someplace, he bases it on the least possible amount of time it could ever take to get there.

Drapes his socks over whatever is handy in whatever room he is in.

Hates things being organized because then he can't find them--e.g. a screwdriver in a toolbox becomes invisible. Sitting on the TV table he knows exactly where it is. He's very visual, could skim a textbook night before a final in college and ace the final, after not studying all semester.

His adorable trait is constantly writing little notes to self on those little spiral notepads. And making corny jokes he learned from his dad.

Mine does this but I find it less than adorable, mostly because his entire life is on some scrap of paper somewhere. Somewhere. Where? Who knows. Every password to anything, daily schedule, vacation planning, etc. Until recently had no online accounts and paid all bills by check. Heaven forbid you can't find a scrap of paper from a notebook from 10 years ago, frustration ensues!

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Anonymous wrote:Rubs his stocking feet against one another while we’re watching TV. Nonstop. For hours. I can’t pay attention to shows because all I hear is this endless raspy noise of his socks rubbing on each other.

Ha. Love this. Could be me. I'd HATE it if DH did that, although I can see myself getting obsessed by it and rubbing my feet endlessly to create the sensation.

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Anonymous wrote:Isn't smelly farts and poop just from eating too much overall, too much meat, and way too much sugar? Clean up your diet and you clean up your shit.

+1 not the meat for me, but definitely the sugar.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH farts ALL the time and his poops smell real bad.

Same

Wait, this is me, not my spouse. What GI problem could lead to this?i was blaming peri menopause. I also think ibs Because explosive diarrhea is an issue.

You probably have food allergies. Get a test online. Stop drinking alcohol and see if that helps too.