Your spouses's worst/most annoying traits/habits

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In social settings, like dinner parties, she speaks in click bait. A group will be having a conversation and suddenly she'll interject something unrelated, vaguely controversial, and opaque. Then everyone has to ask her what she's talking about, and then she gets to hold the floor while she fills in the story.

Sounds better than listening to some lecture from someone else.

[Anonymous]

workaholic - week nights, weekends, Sundays, bedtime emails / reading documents and not listening / engaging with ANYTHING else. Also being grumpy about work stress but never actually explaining the cause.

tiresome

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She:
has no empathy
hypocrite
impatient
verbally abusive

He:
Very self-centered
Chronic exec functioning issues
Slow processing speed, forgetful, unorganized, poor listener
Avoidant and stonewalls

These are a great set of matching He said/ She said!
I could totally seen a slow, unorganized, selfish, forgetful ManChild saying the above about any one with their act together. Boy are they impatient and getting mad at me all the time. Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

He seems to wake up everyday, thinking, “How can I make my wife’s day a little easier?” Which makes me want to do nice things for him. Which leads to annoying exchanges when we both want to do the same nice thing for each other. Him: “I’ll wash the dishes.” Me: “No! I will wash the dishes!” Married 27 years to this stunning gem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:- Takes an hour to poop or avoids us while pretending to poop then complains that his legs fell asleep on the toilet
- laughs and talks so so so loud.
- wears this one pair of carpenter oversized jeans from 1992
- his mother
- his inability to understand that all the things that makes him avoid his mother are the same reasons I don’t want to spend time with her
- his use of the word “ballsack”
- his inability to use coasters

Overall, he is great though

I don’t know why, but this really cracked me up!

[Anonymous]

Rubs his stocking feet against one another while we’re watching TV. Nonstop. For hours. I can’t pay attention to shows because all I hear is this endless raspy noise of his socks rubbing on each other.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:- Takes an hour to poop or avoids us while pretending to poop then complains that his legs fell asleep on the toilet
- laughs and talks so so so loud.
- wears this one pair of carpenter oversized jeans from 1992
- his mother
- his inability to understand that all the things that makes him avoid his mother are the same reasons I don’t want to spend time with her
- his use of the word “ballsack”
- his inability to use coasters

Overall, he is great though

I don’t know why, but this really cracked me up!

This whole list cracked me up. It's my favorite!

[Anonymous]

We have 3 thermostats for different areas of the house.
He has on on AC, one on heat and one off.

[Anonymous]

Tonight.
He has a bad reaction to clams. Terrible cramps and pain. He has known this for 10 years. Tonight he ordered a bowl of clam chowder. An hour later, cramps and sever pain. Totally irritable, miserable.

??? Why? Just why?

[Anonymous]

Whenever he works late, he shows up just as I get the kids to bed. It drives me crazy. I feel like the reward for doing bedtime solo should be getting to read in silence or watch whatever I want on TV. Instead, I get to hear him vent about his day, then watch reruns of Rick & Morty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tonight.
He has a bad reaction to clams. Terrible cramps and pain. He has known this for 10 years. Tonight he ordered a bowl of clam chowder. An hour later, cramps and sever pain. Totally irritable, miserable.

??? Why? Just why?

I have this too. It is an adult-onset hereditary FPIES reaction, so I know how delicious bivalves can be. I really miss eating them. Oh for a fried oyster po-boy...

Apparently he and I are quite rare, perhaps you should show more respect for this medical miracle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She:
has no empathy
hypocrite
impatient
verbally abusive

He:
Very self-centered
Chronic exec functioning issues
Slow processing speed, forgetful, unorganized, poor listener
Avoidant and stonewalls

How long have you been married to my husband?

I am actually divorcing your husband (I'm a new poster)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rubs his stocking feet against one another while we’re watching TV. Nonstop. For hours. I can’t pay attention to shows because all I hear is this endless raspy noise of his socks rubbing on each other.

I do this! I have done it all my life and I know it annoys other people, but I'm not even aware I'm doing it.

[Anonymous]

Snores super loud
Leaves cleaning supplies propped up in corners of rooms

[Anonymous]

Lazy - seriously the laziest person I've ever met
Borderline hoarder.
Self-centered

a real trifecta of joy