2021 Ford Bronco!!!

[Anonymous]

Another 40s guy here - love it and plan to get one for sure.

What's the latest on when it goes on sale?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Such a gross vehicle. I’d be tempted to key every one I saw.

One day someone is going to catch you doing that, and you’ll have a memory from that encounter that will last you the rest of your life.

It’ll go something like “yeah, I had my ass kicked in a parking lot 41 years ago because this guy caught me keying his car. I still remember what it was like, getting knocked down when he punched me, and then feeling the surface of the parking lot grinding against my face as he stomped on the back of my head a couple times”.


Because that’s what’s gonna happen sooner or later, if you keep this up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Such a gross vehicle. I’d be tempted to key every one I saw.

One day someone is going to catch you doing that, and you’ll have a memory from that encounter that will last you the rest of your life.

It’ll go something like “yeah, I had my ass kicked in a parking lot 41 years ago because this guy caught me keying his car. I still remember what it was like, getting knocked down when he punched me, and then feeling the surface of the parking lot grinding against my face as he stomped on the back of my head a couple times”.

Because that’s what’s gonna happen sooner or later, if you keep this up.

Being tempted to do something and actually doing it are two different things. They can keep up thinking it as long as they want, as long as they don't give into temptation.

And the way your story ends is, "And now the guy who assaulted me in that parking lot is in jail for the next 10 years." Because assault and attempted murder are more serious offenses than property damage. Jury will be with your right up to the, "and after he was down and no longer scratching the paint, I stomped on a his head a few times" part.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Such a gross vehicle. I’d be tempted to key every one I saw.

One day someone is going to catch you doing that, and you’ll have a memory from that encounter that will last you the rest of your life.

It’ll go something like “yeah, I had my ass kicked in a parking lot 41 years ago because this guy caught me keying his car. I still remember what it was like, getting knocked down when he punched me, and then feeling the surface of the parking lot grinding against my face as he stomped on the back of my head a couple times”.

Because that’s what’s gonna happen sooner or later, if you keep this up.

Being tempted to do something and actually doing it are two different things. They can keep up thinking it as long as they want, as long as they don't give into temptation.

And the way your story ends is, "And now the guy who assaulted me in that parking lot is in jail for the next 10 years." Because assault and attempted murder are more serious offenses than property damage. Jury will be with your right up to the, "and after he was down and no longer scratching the paint, I stomped on a his head a few times" part.

Except most people that assault others are never caught.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Remember how after OJ they changed the Bronco to the Escape?

Good times.

No they didn’t.

Some of you people are kinda slow.

Just what I was thinking. Right over their heads.

[Anonymous]

My neighbor just got one a lot smaller then I would of imagine

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor just got one a lot smaller then I would of imagine

There’s (at least) 3 different models.

[Anonymous]

I think they took too long to release this. My husband wanted it but now he's kind of over it. He put a deposit down on a new 2-door Land Rover Defender instead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they took too long to release this. My husband wanted it but now he's kind of over it. He put a deposit down on a new 2-door Land Rover Defender instead.

He’ll still end up in a Jeep or Bronco anyway

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Such a gross vehicle. I’d be tempted to key every one I saw.

One day someone is going to catch you doing that, and you’ll have a memory from that encounter that will last you the rest of your life.

It’ll go something like “yeah, I had my ass kicked in a parking lot 41 years ago because this guy caught me keying his car. I still remember what it was like, getting knocked down when he punched me, and then feeling the surface of the parking lot grinding against my face as he stomped on the back of my head a couple times”.

Because that’s what’s gonna happen sooner or later, if you keep this up.

Being tempted to do something and actually doing it are two different things. They can keep up thinking it as long as they want, as long as they don't give into temptation.

And the way your story ends is, "And now the guy who assaulted me in that parking lot is in jail for the next 10 years." Because assault and attempted murder are more serious offenses than property damage. Jury will be with your right up to the, "and after he was down and no longer scratching the paint, I stomped on a his head a few times" part.

Except most people that assault others are never caught.

Well, if the assault victim mentions that they just keyed a blue model of car that is just being put back into production, that's not exactly like hunting down the owner of a silver Honda Civic or something. And be sure to check for security cameras to make sure they don't have you or your license plate number on file. Or consider anger management and therapy if head stomping is something you consider as a "solution" to your problems often.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Such a gross vehicle. I’d be tempted to key every one I saw.

One day someone is going to catch you doing that, and you’ll have a memory from that encounter that will last you the rest of your life.

It’ll go something like “yeah, I had my ass kicked in a parking lot 41 years ago because this guy caught me keying his car. I still remember what it was like, getting knocked down when he punched me, and then feeling the surface of the parking lot grinding against my face as he stomped on the back of my head a couple times”.

Because that’s what’s gonna happen sooner or later, if you keep this up.

Being tempted to do something and actually doing it are two different things. They can keep up thinking it as long as they want, as long as they don't give into temptation.

And the way your story ends is, "And now the guy who assaulted me in that parking lot is in jail for the next 10 years." Because assault and attempted murder are more serious offenses than property damage. Jury will be with your right up to the, "and after he was down and no longer scratching the paint, I stomped on a his head a few times" part.

Except most people that assault others are never caught.

Well, if the assault victim mentions that they just keyed a blue model of car that is just being put back into production, that's not exactly like hunting down the owner of a silver Honda Civic or something. And be sure to check for security cameras to make sure they don't have you or your license plate number on file. Or consider anger management and therapy if head stomping is something you consider as a "solution" to your problems often.

DP

It’s telling that you make the person keying the car out to be some kind of innocent victim here.

If happened upon someone stomping on someone, who told me the person they were stomping on had just been caught keying their car, I’d ask if they’d mind if I helped stomp them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor just got one a lot smaller then I would of imagine

There’s (at least) 3 different models.

Broncos aren’t out yet. The Bronco Sport is.