do you fart in front of your husband?

[Anonymous]

LOL!!! this is so funny!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:After baby number two, I don't have enough control to not fart in front of him, or anyone else for that matter.

Amen! I used to be better about NEVER doing it audibly in front of DH, but with two pregnancies I did not have that much control and things would just slip out. Often. He slips up occasionally too, but not as much as I do. We just ignore it or say oops.

[Anonymous]

yes that why he is called husband because when we are dating we dont fart we hold it right? i fart and so does he

[Anonymous]

Of course because this is DCUM there has to be a polarizing right and wrong.

I try not to fart in front of my husband, but shit happens. I understand the folks that want to keep the allure alive or whatever, but come on, we said "for better or worse." If you really are so afraid of farting or losing control in front of your husband, you may want to think about all the husbands out there who support wives through cancer and worse. Fine if you don't want to do it, but kinda pathetic for you to judge others that do.

Oh, and to the lady that said it smells because of the bacteria - um, I don't think farts are a huge transmitter of disease. Unless every time you fart you shit your pants. In which case you have bigger troubles. Relax - farts don't have cooties. It's perfectly normal for couples to fart in front of each other.