Sex on vacation

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

Both children were born approx nine months after the 4th of July. While it's possible they weren't conceived the week we were there it's part of family lore!

Obviously it is lore ... lore you created, not lore your kids crested.

It's not cute .. it's creepy.

Dude. For the life of me I cannot figure out why you or combination of others zeroed in on this poster's relatively innocuous, non-confrontational, and relatively cute story, and are hammering her like you're the prosecution. Seriously. What did she say that was all offensive that she need to defend herself and explain herself over and over again here? It's cute to them. You don't get to say. Jesus Christ some of your miserable Fux.

+1 I thought it was a pretty cute story too. It's amazing how many kids are conceived when their parents are on vacation.

+2. It's a fun story. Like how we privately call our third "our Italian souvenir."

Privately is the correct word to use. The PP is not private about it. Kids were shocked and probably grossed out. Don't talk about your sex life with your kids, boundaries are important.

Also she claimed they "figured it out" because she knows it is creepy to talk about it.

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Good grief people! We have four children and we often have house guests as I come from a really big family but that doesn't keep my DH and I from having sex. Why would it be any different in a vacation house? We know we have to be discrete and we've gotten quite good at it.

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

Both children were born approx nine months after the 4th of July. While it's possible they weren't conceived the week we were there it's part of family lore!

Obviously it is lore ... lore you created, not lore your kids crested.

It's not cute .. it's creepy.

Dude. For the life of me I cannot figure out why you or combination of others zeroed in on this poster's relatively innocuous, non-confrontational, and relatively cute story, and are hammering her like you're the prosecution. Seriously. What did she say that was all offensive that she need to defend herself and explain herself over and over again here? It's cute to them. You don't get to say. Jesus Christ some of your miserable Fux.

+1 I thought it was a pretty cute story too. It's amazing how many kids are conceived when their parents are on vacation.

+2. It's a fun story. Like how we privately call our third "our Italian souvenir."

Privately is the correct word to use. The PP is not private about it. Kids were shocked and probably grossed out. Don't talk about your sex life with your kids, boundaries are important.

Also she claimed they "figured it out" because she knows it is creepy to talk about it.

PP, do you have kids? do they believe a stork delivered them to your house? if not, then the kids know you had sex. if you talk about vacations or major events just before kids arrived, kids know you had sex at those moments in time. kids aren't stupid.

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I don't get how this couple can have quiet sex in such tight quarters.

The bed/floor would move and a moan may come out totally unexpected.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't get how this couple can have quiet sex in such tight quarters.

The bed/floor would move and a moan may come out totally unexpected.

I don't get your point. So what if the bed moves, or somebody moans?

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Why can't you tell your kids you and dh are going souvenir shopping in the morning and will meet up at the beach later? When the house is cleared out (stall by cleaning up breakfast dishes) get it on then.

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My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

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Anonymous wrote:My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

That's really sad.

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Anonymous wrote:My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

Not for any woman I've been with and not for my DW of 25 years, thank god.

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Op here - the house cleared out yesterday except for us and I was as ready as he was. We had a ton of fun and this morning he asked if we could have a repeat performance tonight. I said hold on as it takes grandma a day or two to recover.

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Anonymous wrote:My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

That's really sad.

So I was justified in having an affair?

In all seriousness, it's hard to imagine being married to a woman who still craves sex after a number of years. To the point they sneak away to have it. Lucky men!

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Anonymous wrote:Op here - the house cleared out yesterday except for us and I was as ready as he was. We had a ton of fun and this morning he asked if we could have a repeat performance tonight. I said hold on as it takes grandma a day or two to recover.

Well it sounds like all is well that ends well! My DH and I are about 20 years younger than you and I do wonder if we will still be sexually attracted to one another at your age and after having been married for 30 or more years. We have a great relationship now but you never know what the future will bring. Is there a secret sauce? I think you are very lucky and I hope that you are not unique.

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Anonymous wrote:My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

Not normal! Maybe you need to improve your performance. I think I have an average libido at best but my DH goes out of his way to make things interesting and to surprise me so that I look forward to it.

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Im impressed OP. Curious about your age and if your drive was always steady through out marriaege? we are about once every two weeks, both have low drive now and this is our new normal. Always amazed to hear stories like this.

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Anonymous wrote:My wife and I never have vacation sex if kids are on vacation with us. Her desire is low to begin with and zero when kids are around.

I assume this is totally normal for women

Nope. Wife here. I go on vacation, in part, to have sex more. Whenever I am planning our vacations, having sex is *always* a priority in determining where we are going to stay.