Sex on vacation

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tell the kids you are going on a day trip and get a room if your H is going to torture you with emotional abuse and give him some sympathy sex... sound fun. NOT.

No I would not do it in the house with a bunch of people. You are empty nesters, this is literally never an issue any more except maybe 2-4 times a year.

You H is an a$$hat.

This.

A DH is trying to have sex with his a wife....what is wrong with that?

I agree! I'm only 37 and it's nice to hear about a grandfather who still wants to have sex with a grandmother. Yeah, I get the full house issue but the guys on vacation and that usually or hopefully increases a guys libido. At least it does with my DH.

Their life is a vacation.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

Both children were born approx nine months after the 4th of July. While it's possible they weren't conceived the week we were there it's part of family lore!

[Anonymous]

OMG - most of the women on this site would die and go to heaven for their husbands to show sexual interest in them any time or any place. I'm one of them. If my DH showed interest in that situation I'd do my best to participate. Yes, it might take some imagination to avoid a 'family trauma' but it would be worth it.

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Anonymous wrote:OMG - most of the women on this site would die and go to heaven for their husbands to show sexual interest in them any time or any place. I'm one of them. If my DH showed interest in that situation I'd do my best to participate. Yes, it might take some imagination to avoid a 'family trauma' but it would be worth it.

If you don't +1 this, welcome to DCUM. Please look around.

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Anonymous wrote:A house full of people is a libido killer imo. I wouldn't worry about it too much either way.

Is it? I personally find it kind of exciting, to be honest. I would be mortified if they heard me, but trying to keep it quiet would be a turn on for sure.

+1

Yeah I would agree when it's friends or other non related people. When it's your children and grandchildren? That kind of takes the naughty fun out of it. Honestly, it's two weeks out of a very long marriage. You're not going to lose that connection instantly.

[Anonymous]

Ball gag. It's more humane than duct tape.

And next year rent a house with a hot tub and make use of it late at night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG - most of the women on this site would die and go to heaven for their husbands to show sexual interest in them any time or any place. I'm one of them. If my DH showed interest in that situation I'd do my best to participate. Yes, it might take some imagination to avoid a 'family trauma' but it would be worth it.

No. Most of our husbands show sexual interest all the time.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

Both children were born approx nine months after the 4th of July. While it's possible they weren't conceived the week we were there it's part of family lore!

Obviously it is lore ... lore you created, not lore your kids crested.

It's not cute .. it's creepy.

[Anonymous]

Bend over and put your head in a pillow... ?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Question OP - is the bed on a carpeted floor? Beach houses often have wooden floors which can create a lot of noise. My DH's parents had a beach house and we slept in a bedroom, right above the master, which had twin beds and a wooden floor. We actually conceived two of our children in that situation. Silent but fruitful. We still joke about it but our kids were shocked when they got old enough to figure it out.

Huh?

How did they figure it out, unless you spent months at that house?

Summer house has been in the family something like 50 years. We always visit at the 4th of July. Kids both born around April 1. Do the math!

Unless you spend a month there... math does not explain it.

Both children were born approx nine months after the 4th of July. While it's possible they weren't conceived the week we were there it's part of family lore!

Obviously it is lore ... lore you created, not lore your kids crested.

It's not cute .. it's creepy.

Dude. For the life of me I cannot figure out why you or combination of others zeroed in on this poster's relatively innocuous, non-confrontational, and relatively cute story, and are hammering her like you're the prosecution. Seriously. What did she say that was all offensive that she need to defend herself and explain herself over and over again here? It's cute to them. You don't get to say. Jesus Christ some of your miserable Fux.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You people never heard of shower sex ? It's hard to believe you aren't alone for 5 minutes.

I have a husband that's over sexed. I do not do the deed with people in my house. I tell him to use the cherry blossom body wash and handle his business.

Doesn't that burn??!

No, that's the jalapeño blossom body wash.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You people never heard of shower sex ? It's hard to believe you aren't alone for 5 minutes.

I have a husband that's over sexed. I do not do the deed with people in my house. I tell him to use the cherry blossom body wash and handle his business.

Doesn't that burn??!

No, that's the jalapeño blossom body wash.

When did men forget how to take care of business.

Poor OP can't even leave him for a few weeks... ball and chain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH and I are on vacation with our children, their spouses and little grandchildren, all in one big house. My DH and I still have a very active sex life for 'oldies' 1-2x per week. We've been here four nights and last night my DH was definitely showing interest but I was not enthusiastic given the full house. He said he was darn sure our kids knew that we still had sex and that the GC's were so young that we weren't going to harm their psyches. He didn't convince me. When we leave Saturday I'm heading away for a week to visit my mother and my DH said 'do you really want to go over two weeks without sex'? I don't want to go for the full two weeks but right now I'm feeling more like a grandmother than a wife. What would you do?

So long as there is a locked door between us and the rest, I would have slow, teasing, pleasing, foreplay and then quietly enjoy a soft rhythmic intercourse to finish. Anyone with as much experience as you have over all those years of marriage should know that this is possible and a great change of pace.

[Anonymous]

Just give him a BJ.