What should I wear to make DH go wild?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

I feel like this would make walking difficult. Or worse, it would fall out while she was with her coworkers.

What's a plug?

You mean, like a butt-plug?

Eeeeewwwwwww, how is THAT sexy?!?!

Because if you are wearing it, it is virtually impossible not to be aware of it. It is an item used for sex, not frequently worn in restaurants. Obviously, this would have to be an item she knew he was into and that she was, at the very least, not offended by. (your eeeewwww gave you away) . Knowing that she had that in there and knowing how that impacted her would/could/should get him revved up.

[Anonymous]

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2) a I dream of Jeannie outfit



Thank me later.

Barbara Eden, in that outfit, makes me harder than Chinese math.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

2) a I dream of Jeannie outfit



Thank me later.

Barbara Eden, in that outfit, makes me harder than Chinese math.

It's also the attitude... Grrrrr!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it would be difficult for anyone as large as the OP to feel sexy at all.

I got up to a size 5 after my second child, and I felt like a whale. It really got inside my head, and I got obsessed with getting the weight off.

Back to a size 2 now and feeling much better. OP should focus on dropping some weight before worrying about what to wear.

You sound skinny and gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it would be difficult for anyone as large as the OP to feel sexy at all.

I got up to a size 5 after my second child, and I felt like a whale. It really got inside my head, and I got obsessed with getting the weight off.

Back to a size 2 now and feeling much better. OP should focus on dropping some weight before worrying about what to wear.

You sound skinny and gross.

My anaconda don't want none unless you have buns Hun!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

I feel like this would make walking difficult. Or worse, it would fall out while she was with her coworkers.

What's a plug?

You mean, like a butt-plug?

Eeeeewwwwwww, how is THAT sexy?!?!

Because if you are wearing it, it is virtually impossible not to be aware of it. It is an item used for sex, not frequently worn in restaurants. Obviously, this would have to be an item she knew he was into and that she was, at the very least, not offended by. (your eeeewwww gave you away) . Knowing that she had that in there and knowing how that impacted her would/could/should get him revved up.

Take your logical well reasoned sex positive self out of here! Don't you know these boards are for prudes only?

This would actually be a great idea for me and DH...might need to do this for date night tonight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it would be difficult for anyone as large as the OP to feel sexy at all.

I got up to a size 5 after my second child, and I felt like a whale. It really got inside my head, and I got obsessed with getting the weight off.

Back to a size 2 now and feeling much better. OP should focus on dropping some weight before worrying about what to wear.

I'm a guy and you're disgusting, sad human being. Your body may be a size 2 but your bitch is a size 20.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

What makes a plug "perfect" or not? This seems like an odd adjective to use...large, bejeweled--these make sense to me, but perfect is so vague.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

What makes a plug "perfect" or not? This seems like an odd adjective to use...large, bejeweled--these make sense to me, but perfect is so vague.

When you find one that fits perfectly you will understand.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Male here. Welll fitting pants, nice black herls and well fitting button down. After meeting with coworker. Undo a couple of the top buttons with nice bra underneath. classically elegant, classical sexy.

Thank you for restoring my faith in men.

Herein lies the problem. It's great that he knows what turns him on and that you like it. However, your comment is telling, like many of the female comments in here....you want him to be turned on by what you think is sexy or that he should find sexy. Instead, you should know/figure out what pushes his buttons and execute it. That is how you make a DH go wild.

There's no problem, other than you overthinking OP's request for outfit suggestions. It's not that deep.

[Anonymous]

Hi OP. I would love it if my wife wore a sexy, snug fitting dress. I wouldn't be able to stop staring all night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

What makes a plug "perfect" or not? This seems like an odd adjective to use...large, bejeweled--these make sense to me, but perfect is so vague.

It's a brand name. Or find whichever one is perfect for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it would be difficult for anyone as large as the OP to feel sexy at all.

I got up to a size 5 after my second child, and I felt like a whale. It really got inside my head, and I got obsessed with getting the weight off.

Back to a size 2 now and feeling much better. OP should focus on dropping some weight before worrying about what to wear.

What country has size 5, or any odd number, clothes? Not USA, not Europe.

Troll.

[Anonymous]

I'm a size 8 and I look damn good. I am fit, run marathons and my husband thinks I'm hot!

[Anonymous]

I kind of want to walk around with a jewelled plug now.