What should I wear to make DH go wild?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Try a cooking apron or a housemaid costume. He will be really turned-on when you do any of those functions.

This is so cheesy. Do men really like this?

I don't think those are sexy at all. They would remind me of my grandma

You don't see the humor in this? Obviously this DH would be excited if his DW did some cooking and cleaning.

[Anonymous]

So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

I wore an off-the-shoulder chiffon dress with thigh highs. The thigh highs went up pretty high, so even though the dress was short it looked just like stockings. DH sat next to me and later said he caught a few peeks of the top of my thigh high and purple garter belt when I would cross my legs (definitely intentional on my part). Also wore tall black heels that made my legs look awesome but that were also super comfy. A nice blowout for my hair with just a touch of makeup and pinkish-nude lipstick to polish off the look.

I also wore a deep purple cage bra and matching thong and garter belt as lingerie under the dress.

It totally worked. DH could not keep his hands off me and was dying to get home.

Also, I didnt realize everyone hated ripped jeans! I am 29 and they are definitely a closet staple for me and my friends. Very form fitting and ripped in all the right places - but I am glad I tried something different! Thanks all!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

I cant imagine wearing a plug would turn on your Dh, unless he's explicitly told you so. Dont do this.

You are wrong. Definitely do it

Like a butt plug?

[Anonymous]

We'd still like to see a picture. You don't have to show your face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

I wore an off-the-shoulder chiffon dress with thigh highs. The thigh highs went up pretty high, so even though the dress was short it looked just like stockings. DH sat next to me and later said he caught a few peeks of the top of my thigh high and purple garter belt when I would cross my legs (definitely intentional on my part). Also wore tall black heels that made my legs look awesome but that were also super comfy. A nice blowout for my hair with just a touch of makeup and pinkish-nude lipstick to polish off the look.

I also wore a deep purple cage bra and matching thong and garter belt as lingerie under the dress.

It totally worked. DH could not keep his hands off me and was dying to get home.

Also, I didnt realize everyone hated ripped jeans! I am 29 and they are definitely a closet staple for me and my friends. Very form fitting and ripped in all the right places - but I am glad I tried something different! Thanks all!

Thanks for replying and very happy for you that everything went so well. It's great to see a thread wrapped up in a nice little bow. Sorry about the ripped jeans look hitting hard but better to find out now. To me, I think less of a woman wearing them (regardless of how good she might look in them). I think holes in jeans should be earned thru wear and tear. I don't mind something that might draw my attention but those things scream "I really need you to look at me right now."

[Anonymous]

You are an awesome woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sexy thong and a perfect plug....take a pic first and show it to him while you're out in public...

I cant imagine wearing a plug would turn on your Dh, unless he's explicitly told you so. Dont do this.

You are wrong. Definitely do it

If my wife did this, I would not be able to end the date quick enough. I would be going crazy and be constantly hard.

[Anonymous]

Iridescent pink flip flops to accentuate your lascivious ankles. A bitey binder clip from Staples on each nipple. A green bean up each nostril. He'll either call the men with the butterfly nets for you or jump you on the spot. Guaranteed or your purchase price cheerfully refunded.

[Anonymous]

A necklace made out of bacon. And earrings made out of pork rinds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

I wore an off-the-shoulder chiffon dress with thigh highs. The thigh highs went up pretty high, so even though the dress was short it looked just like stockings. DH sat next to me and later said he caught a few peeks of the top of my thigh high and purple garter belt when I would cross my legs (definitely intentional on my part). Also wore tall black heels that made my legs look awesome but that were also super comfy. A nice blowout for my hair with just a touch of makeup and pinkish-nude lipstick to polish off the look.

I also wore a deep purple cage bra and matching thong and garter belt as lingerie under the dress.

It totally worked. DH could not keep his hands off me and was dying to get home.

Also, I didnt realize everyone hated ripped jeans! I am 29 and they are definitely a closet staple for me and my friends. Very form fitting and ripped in all the right places - but I am glad I tried something different! Thanks all!

I don't believe a woman wrote this.

[MikeL]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.

I wore an off-the-shoulder chiffon dress with thigh highs. The thigh highs went up pretty high, so even though the dress was short it looked just like stockings. DH sat next to me and later said he caught a few peeks of the top of my thigh high and purple garter belt when I would cross my legs (definitely intentional on my part). Also wore tall black heels that made my legs look awesome but that were also super comfy. A nice blowout for my hair with just a touch of makeup and pinkish-nude lipstick to polish off the look.

I also wore a deep purple cage bra and matching thong and garter belt as lingerie under the dress.

It totally worked. DH could not keep his hands off me and was dying to get home.

Also, I didnt realize everyone hated ripped jeans! I am 29 and they are definitely a closet staple for me and my friends. Very form fitting and ripped in all the right places - but I am glad I tried something different! Thanks all!

I don't believe a woman wrote this.

I do and I think she sounds hot as hell!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just bought this and it works great on my busty figure:

http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/tahari-cold-shoulder-chiffon-dress-regular-petite/4615643?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLACK

Hideous print and cut. Ew.