Why are the British royals not very attractive?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I beg to differ -- the Queen was very pretty as a young woman.

No, she wasn't. You know that ACTRESSES portrayed her in movies like A Royal Night Out, right?

Yeah, the queen was never pretty, but definitely knew how to accessorize.

I'd say she's easily more attractive here than at least 85% of women of the same age you see walking around D.C.

[Anonymous]

Prince Philip was a hottie when he was young. Actually, most of them were quite good looking but it is unfortunate when the men start losing their hair.

I have high hope for the younger generation now. No look concious celebrity should look bad now. Clothes, hair, makeup and plastic surgery fixes everything now.

I did not ever think that Prince Harry is good looking. He has become more attractive because of his personality and youth.

William was and is good looking. He should just get hair transplant.

[Anonymous]

Another note: Charles and Diana were fourth cousins and Fergie is also a cousin, though more distantly removed.

I remember reading at the time of William and Catherine's wedding that they were 16th cousins, or something like that. But it's a good thing they are not as closely related, because the Royals do have too much inbreeding. Prince George and Princess Charlotte seem to resemble Kate's family quite a bit.

[Anonymous]

This thread is fascinating. I'm learning so much!

[Anonymous]

Thinking of cousins, this is Queen Elizabeth's first cousin and could be her twin:





Unfortunately for Katherine Bowes-Lyon and her older sister, they were born with developmental issues and spent pretty much their entire lives in an asylum. They were declared dead, never receiving visitors, and their story did not come to light until the older sister died in 1986. At that time, Katherine, age 60, did not actually own any underwear and all her clothing came from community donations: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2059831/The-Queens-hidden-cousins-They-banished-asylum-1941-left-neglected-intriguing-documentary-reveals-all.html

She was the same age as the queen and died at age 86. She aged pretty damn well for someone who basically was neglected her whole life:

So for everyone who thinks the queen has aged so gracefully, she has been pampered her entire life. Bitch can't even spring for underwear for her cousins.

[Anonymous]

This is who Harry looks likei's older sister, Sarah

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/2846926-lady-sarah-mccorquodale-sister-of-the-late-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=OCUJ5gVf7YdJQI2Xhkc2QAWULLzd/wIILOTqS5/UcRuWAyhah0qzoSLyiUxw1CjC

[Anonymous]

Let's not forget the whole "Royal Family kissing Hitler's ass" part.



Of course, poor Edward VIII really wasn't very intelligent. But the royal family isn't chosen for its looks OR its brains...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How can you not find Prince Philip attractive? Maybe this is where Harry gets his looks (+ the red coloring)
https://www.google.com/search?q=young+prince+philip&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjutrTu_cHRAhUG22MKHVLLC1wQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=615#tbm=isch&q=younger+prince+philip+turbulent+life&imgrc=3MHU3Ovj9ZEXbM%3A

Maybe his astronomical nose.

[Anonymous]

Prince Phillip was very handsome & dapper in his prime when he married the Queen.
She was never a stand-out beauty, but presented herself very elegantly and with a lot of class.

Prince Charles was NEVER handsome in my opinion, though his sons are. Mostly William in his prime.

And whoever does not think little Prince George is not the cutest baby to ever grace this planet is just blind!!
That kid is the epitome of adorable. Bar none.

Prince Andrew was hot when he was younger.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I beg to differ -- the Queen was very pretty as a young woman.

No, she wasn't. You know that ACTRESSES portrayed her in movies like A Royal Night Out, right?

Yeah, the queen was never pretty, but definitely knew how to accessorize.

I'd say she's easily more attractive here than at least 85% of women of the same age you see walking around D.C.

+1. I think I am missing something. That is an attractive woman.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Prince Philip was a hottie when he was young. Actually, most of them were quite good looking but it is unfortunate when the men start losing their hair.

I have high hope for the younger generation now. No look concious celebrity should look bad now. Clothes, hair, makeup and plastic surgery fixes everything now.

I did not ever think that Prince Harry is good looking. He has become more attractive because of his personality and youth.

William was and is good looking. He should just get hair transplant.

What?

Harry is absolutely gorgeous.

And so is William

[Anonymous]

Queen Elizabeth's mother, the "Queen Mom," nee Lady Elizabeth Bowes, was a pretty child and had a sweet face and smile as an adult.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can you not find Prince Philip attractive? Maybe this is where Harry gets his looks (+ the red coloring)
https://www.google.com/search?q=young+prince+philip&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjutrTu_cHRAhUG22MKHVLLC1wQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=615#tbm=isch&q=younger+prince+philip+turbulent+life&imgrc=3MHU3Ovj9ZEXbM%3A

Maybe his astronomical nose.

Or the astronomical number of sexist, racist, tasteless comments that he makes...

In 2011, to female sea cadet: “Do you work in a strip club?”
In 2009, to multi-ethnic Britain’s Got Talent 2009 winners: “Are you all one family?”
In 2000, to deaf children by steel band: “Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.”
In 1998, to a British trekker in Papua New Guinea: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
In 1997, using Hitler’s title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl calling him: “Reichskanzler.”
1996 after Dunblane massacre: “If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
In 1995 on stress counselling for servicemen : “We didn’t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!”
In 1999 to black politician Lord Taylor of Warwick,: “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?”
In 1998 on smoke alarms to a woman who lost two sons in a fire: “They’re a damn nuisance - I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.”
In 1995 to Scottish driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
In 1993, to Lockerbie residents after plane bombing: “People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.”
In 1981 on the recession: “A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone’s working too much. Now everybody’s got more leisure time they’re complaining they’re unemployed. People don’t seem to make up their minds what they want.”
To Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
To Cayman Islanders: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
In 1988, "I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”
In 1965 on Ethiopian art: “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can you not find Prince Philip attractive? Maybe this is where Harry gets his looks (+ the red coloring)
https://www.google.com/search?q=young+prince+philip&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjutrTu_cHRAhUG22MKHVLLC1wQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=615#tbm=isch&q=younger+prince+philip+turbulent+life&imgrc=3MHU3Ovj9ZEXbM%3A

Maybe his astronomical nose.

Remember, he's Greek. That nose is diminutive by Greek standards.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thinking of cousins, this is Queen Elizabeth's first cousin and could be her twin:





Unfortunately for Katherine Bowes-Lyon and her older sister, they were born with developmental issues and spent pretty much their entire lives in an asylum. They were declared dead, never receiving visitors, and their story did not come to light until the older sister died in 1986. At that time, Katherine, age 60, did not actually own any underwear and all her clothing came from community donations: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2059831/The-Queens-hidden-cousins-They-banished-asylum-1941-left-neglected-intriguing-documentary-reveals-all.html

She was the same age as the queen and died at age 86. She aged pretty damn well for someone who basically was neglected her whole life:

So for everyone who thinks the queen has aged so gracefully, she has been pampered her entire life. Bitch can't even spring for underwear for her cousins.

How sad! This is probably more a sign of the times. It was quite normal to institutionalize anyone who wouldn't be able to live independently as an adult. Remember, one of the Kennedy siblings, Rosemary, was also institutionalized for life after she underwent a botched lobotomy.