Best humble brag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:True for me:

I keep snagging my diamond on my cashmere sweaters! annoying and also I'm destroying them! (7+ carat solitaire)

I have a small etch on my marble counters. Just enough to be annoying, but no other etches enough to be a respectable patina.

The carseats won't fit in the Porche until they are forward facing!

People are always thinking my body parts are fake (breasts, lashes, eye colour, lips and hair!) It's kind of an insult really (but I realize this sounds like a humblebrag)

Anything starting with "My nanny/My Lawn service/My pool" sounds humblebraggy even when it's not, too.

It is probably also true that you are an unlikeable ass.

Why am I an unlikeable ass?? I don't actually SAY this sh!t!! This is the sh!t I don't say because I realize how it would sound! Get out of this post if it's making you feel so judgy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:True for me:

I keep snagging my diamond on my cashmere sweaters! annoying and also I'm destroying them! (7+ carat solitaire)

I have a small etch on my marble counters. Just enough to be annoying, but no other etches enough to be a respectable patina.

The carseats won't fit in the Porche until they are forward facing!

People are always thinking my body parts are fake (breasts, lashes, eye colour, lips and hair!) It's kind of an insult really (but I realize this sounds like a humblebrag)

Anything starting with "My nanny/My Lawn service/My pool" sounds humblebraggy even when it's not, too.

It is probably also true that you are an unlikeable ass.

Why am I an unlikeable ass?? I don't actually SAY this sh!t!! This is the sh!t I don't say because I realize how it would sound! Get out of this post if it's making you feel so judgy!

Apologies. Your ambiguous writing style stated that those things were true for you. Perhaps you should have said "actual commentsI have heard".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not really a humble bragger but I know a mom who complains that its so hard to vacation with her husband because he will ONLY vacation at a Ritz or Four Seasons and will ONLY dine in fine restaurants. She acts SOOOO irritated by this.

I actually would find that to be incredibly annoying. To never be able to stay in a fun boutique hotel in an interesting new neighborhood you want to explore? And "fine dining" is often really boring, especially if you are surrounded by the sort of stuffy people who would only ever consider eating at the priciest restaurants in town.

Ugh. I am worried you are talking about me. I complain about this. DH is a travel snob due to very frequent work travel. And I hate it. First of all, we have 3 kids, so those arent necessarily the best places for us, and it's not like we are filthy rich so I don't think it's a good use of money. I guess we can afford it but that doesn't make it a good use of money.