un-ironic hippie wedding in the hamptons...

[Anonymous]

The very definition of ostentatious

[Anonymous]

What a unique wedding! But their divorce papers will like everyone else's.

[Anonymous]

"Everyone gently retrieved their seat assignments from sphagnum moss falling from the boughs of a weeping cherry tree."

<dies>

Also, I hope a good contingent of the guests were high.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She uses the word "wild" about five times in the photo captions.

I guess if you keep saying it, it will come true and you won't be a boring rich white girl!

I noticed this too. Wild dancing! Wild dancing! Wild night!

Now it must be true.

[Anonymous]

I died at the women with the butterfly helmets in the pool. Can you imagine them telling their friends later about this gig?

"So one time I worked a wedding the Hamptons and I had to wear a helmet made of butterflies. Yes, it covered my whole head. Yes, like a helmet. I was supposed to help people find their way. And then the bride gets this great idea that we should get in the pool. All us butterfly helmets had to GET IN THE POOL. Fully clothed! In front of everyone! It was awful."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I died at the women with the butterfly helmets in the pool. Can you imagine them telling their friends later about this gig?

"So one time I worked a wedding the Hamptons and I had to wear a helmet made of butterflies. Yes, it covered my whole head. Yes, like a helmet. I was supposed to help people find their way. And then the bride gets this great idea that we should get in the pool. All us butterfly helmets had to GET IN THE POOL. Fully clothed! In front of everyone! It was awful."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's the registry.
https://www.zola.com/registry/laurenbobby

Wow, just wow.

[Anonymous]

I just had someone ask me if they thought it was tacky if they asked guests to pay for their honeymoon instead of presents because they had everything they needed. In theory I didn't think it was a bad idea, but in practice it seemed awful. Looking at that website, now I know it was awful. Just yuck.