Not quite the reaction I was looking for

[GuyIncognito]

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Anonymous wrote:Software engineer here. Your husbands suck! I would have played it up with some role play... or by telling you how hard I am at work thinking of what I want to do to you... or by telling you what pose to do next for me...

If you're not married, I want you.

I am, but that doesn't have to be a problem.

Set up a login ID and let's talk on the explicit side

Done. Let's play

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:LOL, yes software engineers count. I love my engineer husband but their isn't a lot of out-of-box thinking.

As an engineer, these guys make me sick! They're ruining the good name of those of us who ARE a lot more freaky and hold a degree in Engineering!

[Anonymous]

Does he usually respond to surprises well or say the right thing? You took the photo a few days before and had time to think this out, he didn't.

He probably thought it would be hot to picture you doing that from work. I think you have to play it out further before assuming he's not at least kind of into it.

[dominiquey73]

See you on the wild side, Guy Incognito....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Got my husband a chocolate body paint sexy board game. Seven years ago. It's still sitting in the closet.

So is your husband.

Zing!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's a weird world we live in. So many guys would kill to have their women not dress like horrible frumps in crocs and the ones who have the women in an apron and heels are too busy with their heads up their own ass. LOL.

It's true. My DH is uncomfortable with sexting or any kind of sexy talk outside the bedroom (so I find outlets for that elsewhere....)

How so?????????

I flirt and have sexy conversations with other men.

How do I get on your Xmas card list then?!

Will you flirt back, or are you not a talker?

I will definitely flirt back! I am a talker beyond your imagination.

[dominiquey73]

So say I send you a sexy picture. What do you text in response, PP?

[Anonymous]

If you are wearing heels...well, you already won me over.
In my response, I would tell you that I am not feeling well, leaving work early. And tell you to hold that pose for as short a time as it takes to get me there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In an effort to spice things up, I just sent DH a sexy pic I took a few days ago for this very purpose. Like a, hey babe, I'm coming home from work, get ready, pic.

Got a response saying, taking selfies at work?



Got any similar stories of backfires?

You missed the point - he was trying to slyly flirt back and you didn't pick up on it. Since there was no emoticon on the end, I can see how it can confuse someone!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you are wearing heels...well, you already won me over.
In my response, I would tell you that I am not feeling well, leaving work early. And tell you to hold that pose for as short a time as it takes to get me there.

I don't like this response. I'd prefer you to draw out the anticipation rather than rushing home to do me.

[Anonymous]

Oh I agree...at the same time, a sexy pic could something as basic as a wink...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I should text my wife a picture of my junk and see if she blows it.

Why do men think this is sexy? Penis closeup photos are for most women strongly associated with sexual harassment. Take a well-composed full body shot and you'll have better luck.

I tend to agree with this, though there is a NSFW thread on the top of the explicit relationship forum of DCUM proudly showing their members....and I have to admit, some of the pics are quite stimulating. Sometimes dreaming of something new after years of DH's is, well, exciting....

[Anonymous]

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I tend to agree with this, though there is a NSFW thread on the top of the explicit relationship forum of DCUM proudly showing their members....and I have to admit, some of the pics are quite stimulating. Sometimes dreaming of something new after years of DH's is, well, exciting....

+1, LOL. That's been a recent fav of mine for sure. Tough to pick a favorite!

[Anonymous]

Early on in my marriage, I greeted DH in a very sexy negligee. He ignored me. I felt really awful and that was the last time I ever wore one. I threw them all away one day after he told me lingerie did nothing for him. Actually it killed my sex drive for a while and I became very depressed after that comment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Got my husband a chocolate body paint sexy board game. Seven years ago. It's still sitting in the closet.

Sounds like my DH.