Not quite the reaction I was looking for

[Anonymous]

I should text my wife a picture of my junk and see if she blows it.

[Anonymous]

It's a weird world we live in. So many guys would kill to have their women not dress like horrible frumps in crocs and the ones who have the women in an apron and heels are too busy with their heads up their own ass. LOL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I should text my wife a picture of my junk and see if she blows it.

Why do men think this is sexy? Penis closeup photos are for most women strongly associated with sexual harassment. Take a well-composed full body shot and you'll have better luck.

[Anonymous]

Got my husband a chocolate body paint sexy board game. Seven years ago. It's still sitting in the closet.

[Anonymous]

Men getting awkward at sexual advances from their wives are unmanly to men.

[Anonymous]

*me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm married to a software engineer also and I think he'd react just as awkwardly as these other guys. I feel for you OP - you're brave for trying. Hang in there and give him a chance to come through.

I am married to one of these guys, too, and this thread has me cracking up. He would have liked it, I think, but just not known how to respond. He's an incredibly thoughtful guy, though, and I wouldn't trade him for the world.

[Anonymous]

OP, do you and your DH have a healthy seclude or has it been lacking?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, do you and your DH have a healthy seclude or has it been lacking?

Argh, meant healthy sex life, not seclude!

[Anonymous]

You can't blame the guy, if he's not used to such pics/comments from you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eh, that was pretty silly of you and not cute, at all.

Oh, come on. Most guys would love it, if nothing else because it sends a clear "you're about to get laid" signal. OP's DH is an idiot, and frankly, not very considerate.

I could see my DH blowing it like OP's did. I think he would just feel a bit awkward and not know how to respond. That is not an excuse; I would be totally annoyed as OP is, but it is what it is. Maybe if I kept up that kind of behavior, my dh would figure out how to respond, but it's too discouraging.

+1. Mine would respond exactly like OP's.

[Anonymous]

My DH would also respond this way but that's because our banter with each other is normally playful sarcasm. In fact if he came back with a response like "ooh sexy", I would be weirded out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I should text my wife a picture of my junk and see if she blows it.

Why do men think this is sexy? Penis closeup photos are for most women strongly associated with sexual harassment. Take a well-composed full body shot and you'll have better luck.

Golden rule? If my wife sent me a photo of her genitalia, I'd find it sexy. Do unto others . . .

But, seriously, I don't think for a second my wife would think a penis picture is sexy. What is a "well-composed" fully body shot as compared to a regular picture of my full body. And are we talking clothed, unclothed, partially clothed?

In any case, I'm not a bad looking dude, but I don't think my wife would find any picture of me texted to her particularly arousing.

[Anonymous]

DH will sometimes send me a picture of him full aroused and wearing jeans (so you can see it). For some reason that image always turns me on and he knows it. I don't know why, but boners in clothing just turn me on. I'm weird I guess

[Anonymous]

My husband would responded, "cool" He can't even use the engineer excuse, he is just the world's worst flirt, ever, hands down.