Ohhhhhhhh. Well that's settled then |
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I am looking at his profile and all I can think is that he is so accomplished!
Damn, this could be an Indian kid! |
He has children with his step daughter. |
Yeah but I would read the hell out of some Ronan Farrow/Ronan Keating/Stormy Uechstritz fanfic. |
They are also adopted. He has no biological children. |
You can't claim him he's half mafia |
WHAT? Anyway, I think that he is gay. He says bisexual, but I think gay. His father is likely Frank. He is too blonde to be Woody's child. |
| Dylan now goes by the name "Malone". Sounds legit. |
Yea, this is a young Frank: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6n3qzmxumLU/UXWRI9q7eCI/AAAAAAAAJNo/ug0otNXX9QY/s1600/Sinatra,%2520Frank_01.jpg |
| Yeah, Woody's actually a redhead and none of "his" kids carry the mark of the devil so they're not his. |
| 10/10 would bang in the Summer Wind. |
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http://i2.cdnds.net/13/25/618x420/mia-farrow-woody-allen-satchel.jpg
This picture is telling. They say that before a child is 5 he looks most like his father...this does not look like Woody's child. |
He has no bio kids. |
| Doze eyes… |
IKR? Since it isn't his biological child, it makes it ok that he likely molested a 7 year old child that CALLED him daddy. |