Brad and Angelina Break-up??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Aniston is kinda plain/average looking. I mean she has a great body for 44 plus she has shiny + beautiful hair.

But facially, she does not have the birthright of beauty.
Her chin is too pointed, her lips are too thin and her nose is too big. Her facial features are not very pretty.

Angelina is perfect. Perfect thick hair. Perfect bone structure. Perfect full lips. Perfect high cheek bones. Perfect blue eyes. And yes...perfect breasts.

There is not a more beautiful woman in the universe than Angie Jolie.

Well...maybe Megan Fox.

You do know that Angelina has had a ton a shit load of work done too.
She's always been pretty but she looked a lot more like her dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Aniston is kinda plain/average looking. I mean she has a great body for 44 plus she has shiny + beautiful hair.

But facially, she does not have the birthright of beauty.
Her chin is too pointed, her lips are too thin and her nose is too big. Her facial features are not very pretty.

Angelina is perfect. Perfect thick hair. Perfect bone structure. Perfect full lips. Perfect high cheek bones. Perfect blue eyes. And yes...perfect breasts.

There is not a more beautiful woman in the universe than Angie Jolie.

Well...maybe Megan Fox.

Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Aniston is kinda plain/average looking. I mean she has a great body for 44 plus she has shiny + beautiful hair.

But facially, she does not have the birthright of beauty.
Her chin is too pointed, her lips are too thin and her nose is too big. Her facial features are not very pretty.

Angelina is perfect. Perfect thick hair. Perfect bone structure. Perfect full lips. Perfect high cheek bones. Perfect blue eyes. And yes...perfect breasts.

There is not a more beautiful woman in the universe than Angie Jolie.

Well...maybe Megan Fox.

Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs.

Better thumbs than baby seals.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is some glitch with the sight. Every time I try and type in a new line it submits.

This was the same night as this kiss

This photo IS NOT the photo posted above.

[Anonymous]

Well, I don't know about a "shit load" of work but, she definitely had a nose job. That has long been obvious. I think the rest is just age and starving (accounts for the more obvious bone structure) herself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You guys really believe all this shit? You read a few posts on DCUM and are now convinced that Ben and Jen's marriage is hanging on by a thread? You guys really need some excitement in your lives.

I've read it in several other sources as well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jennifer Aniston is kinda plain/average looking. I mean she has a great body for 44 plus she has shiny + beautiful hair.

But facially, she does not have the birthright of beauty.
Her chin is too pointed, her lips are too thin and her nose is too big. Her facial features are not very pretty.

Angelina is perfect. Perfect thick hair. Perfect bone structure. Perfect full lips. Perfect high cheek bones. Perfect blue eyes. And yes...perfect breasts.

There is not a more beautiful woman in the universe than Angie Jolie.

Well...maybe Megan Fox.

LOL. I'll assume this is sarcasm.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There is some glitch with the sight. Every time I try and type in a new line it submits.

This was the same night as this kiss

This photo IS NOT the photo posted above.

No, it's not, you've got me there. It's also a picture that's not speculated to be photoshopped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is cracking me up!

+1

[Anonymous]

I know Jen's yoga instructor's brother, and learned that he and Jen had an open marriage. She totally encouraged the Angie thing (she and Angie were an item first). Jen also had a thing with Angie's brother at the same time. She's thinking of raising kids with Angie's brother, actually. Don't know when she plans to tell Justin about this.

[Anonymous]

I agree, Jen is not that pretty by TV/movie standards

Courtney was the prettiest Friend

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree, Jen is not that pretty by TV/movie standards

Courtney was the prettiest Friend

Don't even get me started on the shit I know about Courtney.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Not surprising at all. They both seem weird and she especially seems to be always playing up their relationship and how hot it is.

Though I find Jen Garner annoying, she and Ben Affleck seem to have an actual real healthy marriage. I loved how he acknowledged at the Oscars their marriage takes work. And when he describes her in interviews, it always sounds REAL, like how she is a great mom and a good partner. Vs. those celebs that talk about how hot everything is and then you find out they are splitting a few months later.

Who knows....splitting with kids is always sad so I hope it works out for Brad and Angie.

You know there's TONS of rumors that Ben cheats on Jennifer Garner all the time and everyone knows it and that's the reason they had their 3rd kid? Rumor also is that she was relieved it was a boy because she thought that would make Ben less likely to leave the marriage.

This is true. I worked for a company that works with Ben Affleck and he totally loves his younger women.
It can look like a happy marriage from the outside but who knows (but the walls) what goes on inside the home. And remember they are actors by profession.

What a bummer. Seriously, I don't really like Ben or Jen but I was kinda happy that they seemed like the real deal. Oh well.

I'm oddly bummed by this as well. Not a huge fan of either, though I admire how Ben Affleck has refocused his career as a director and writer. Also find it strange that a person would / would not leave a marriage because of the sex of the kid (as if leaving two girls is less horrible than leaving two girls and a boy). But anyway, sad because they seemed like the real thing - a real family in an otherwise soulless town.

I have no idea what the state of Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner's marriage is, but there is a well-established body of research that has found that couples with sons are less likely to divorce.

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2003/10/oh_no_its_a_girl.html

[Anonymous]

I have to agree that Jennifer Aniston is not a pretty woman. I mean, esp. by Hollywood standards. She has an amazing body and she has pretty blue eyes, but facially her features are not in proportion. She looks very average in pictures. The reason she looked so good on Friends was because she used special make-up and had special lighting. In regular photos, she looks like Plain Jane. She is very funny and has a much better personality than Angelina Jolie. That makes her America's sweetheart, I suppose.

Angelina Jolie is not very funny nor does she even have a charming personality. I guess if you are as pretty as her, you don't need to.
Even if she had a nose job, she always has been an absolutely beautiful stunner.
Look at the pictures of her w/her father when she went to the Oscar's in '85. You could just TELL that one day this girl would go places because no one who looks like that can just sit around doing nothing.

Megan Fox is pretty, but she has the most ugliest thumbs I have ever seen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know Jen's yoga instructor's brother, and learned that he and Jen had an open marriage. She totally encouraged the Angie thing (she and Angie were an item first). Jen also had a thing with Angie's brother at the same time. She's thinking of raising kids with Angie's brother, actually. Don't know when she plans to tell Justin about this.

I didn't know Jen was married to her yoga instructor's brother. Or wait, was Brad a yoga instructor? Or was his brother? I'm getting so confused. Was this before or after Brad and James Haven had the kids together? Can some do an Excel spread sheet, or maybe a Power Point?