Brad and Angelina Break-up??

[Anonymous]

My cousin's dogsitter's hair stylist once sat next to a woman on a bus who swore she slept with Angelina in the 1980s. She says Angie has a tattoo with her initials on her inner left thigh.

Maybe they're getting back together.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cousin's dogsitter's hair stylist once sat next to a woman on a bus who swore she slept with Angelina in the 1980s. She says Angie has a tattoo with her initials on her inner left thigh.

Maybe they're getting back together.

Hey, that was me!
But no, I'm doing Jen now. It took me a while, but u turned her.

But my car mechanic's sister's butcher apparently has been hitting that since last june. And by that I mean Brad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a friend that is close with Angelina's brother. She said, Brad is gay. Angelina agreed to co-parent with him. Her brother is the father to the three youngest kids.

Given how they have kissed in public, I wouldn't find that surprising.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have a friend that is close with Angelina's brother. She said, Brad is gay. Angelina agreed to co-parent with him. Her brother is the father to the three youngest kids.

Given how they have kissed in public, I wouldn't find that surprising.

A friend of a friend told me that Brad and Angie's brother are lovers. Apparently each of them have fathered one of the twins and are now on the outs. Angie is siding with her brother.

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but that's not right, 5:01. Good thing I'm here to set the record straight. I was going to keep it to myself but I just can't anymore. Brad and Angie are actually brother and sister. They found out when Marcheline, Angie's mother, died. It was in her will. They are devastated but are leading a celibate life for the sake of their kids/nephews/cousins.

[Anonymous]

Brad is actually the 7th child of Angie and her brother.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a close friend who knows someone who works as a nanny for Brad and Angelina's children. She confided in me that I am to tell NO one this...in NO uncertain terms, but the secret is driving me cray cray. I haven't told a soul, but I want to so bad. So I decided to put it out there on this thread.

My friend says that Brad and Angie have been broken up now for at least nine mos.
They have 6 kids and do not want to stir up any bad press, etc. They know if they announce their break-up publicly, the tabloids will go bezerk.

Haven't you noticed the two have not been photographed together recently? In the past nine mos. or so?

Brad even attended his last movie premiere alone and Angie has been overseas doing ambassador duties without Brad.

I bet I could make serious bank with what I know, but I am sworn to secrecy!!!

What do you guys think???!!

Why post here and not send to TMZ? Dunce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a friend that is close with Angelina's brother. She said, Brad is gay. Angelina agreed to co-parent with him. Her brother is the father to the three youngest kids.

Gross.

[Anonymous]

Am I the only one who is not surprised by this news (if true; which I suspect is c'est vrai). Something seems very off about that relationship; like Brad was under some kind of spell or something.

[Anonymous]

Terrible friend. If this is true she could be fired. High profile nannies sign a confidentiality clause, which clearly she has broken but she probably didn't put it in writing. Good job, OP.

[Anonymous]

Not surprising at all. They both seem weird and she especially seems to be always playing up their relationship and how hot it is.

Though I find Jen Garner annoying, she and Ben Affleck seem to have an actual real healthy marriage. I loved how he acknowledged at the Oscars their marriage takes work. And when he describes her in interviews, it always sounds REAL, like how she is a great mom and a good partner. Vs. those celebs that talk about how hot everything is and then you find out they are splitting a few months later.

Who knows....splitting with kids is always sad so I hope it works out for Brad and Angie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not surprising at all. They both seem weird and she especially seems to be always playing up their relationship and how hot it is.

Though I find Jen Garner annoying, she and Ben Affleck seem to have an actual real healthy marriage. I loved how he acknowledged at the Oscars their marriage takes work. And when he describes her in interviews, it always sounds REAL, like how she is a great mom and a good partner. Vs. those celebs that talk about how hot everything is and then you find out they are splitting a few months later.

Who knows....splitting with kids is always sad so I hope it works out for Brad and Angie.

You know there's TONS of rumors that Ben cheats on Jennifer Garner all the time and everyone knows it and that's the reason they had their 3rd kid? Rumor also is that she was relieved it was a boy because she thought that would make Ben less likely to leave the marriage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Am I the only one who is not surprised by this news (if true; which I suspect is c'est vrai). Something seems very off about that relationship; like Brad was under some kind of spell or something.

Angelina and her brother use voodoo to keep Brad ensnarled in their love web.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not surprising at all. They both seem weird and she especially seems to be always playing up their relationship and how hot it is.

Though I find Jen Garner annoying, she and Ben Affleck seem to have an actual real healthy marriage. I loved how he acknowledged at the Oscars their marriage takes work. And when he describes her in interviews, it always sounds REAL, like how she is a great mom and a good partner. Vs. those celebs that talk about how hot everything is and then you find out they are splitting a few months later.

Who knows....splitting with kids is always sad so I hope it works out for Brad and Angie.

You know there's TONS of rumors that Ben cheats on Jennifer Garner all the time and everyone knows it and that's the reason they had their 3rd kid? Rumor also is that she was relieved it was a boy because she thought that would make Ben less likely to leave the marriage.

This is true. I worked for a company that works with Ben Affleck and he totally loves his younger women.
It can look like a happy marriage from the outside but who knows (but the walls) what goes on inside the home. And remember they are actors by profession.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not surprising at all. They both seem weird and she especially seems to be always playing up their relationship and how hot it is.

Though I find Jen Garner annoying, she and Ben Affleck seem to have an actual real healthy marriage. I loved how he acknowledged at the Oscars their marriage takes work. And when he describes her in interviews, it always sounds REAL, like how she is a great mom and a good partner. Vs. those celebs that talk about how hot everything is and then you find out they are splitting a few months later.

Who knows....splitting with kids is always sad so I hope it works out for Brad and Angie.

You know there's TONS of rumors that Ben cheats on Jennifer Garner all the time and everyone knows it and that's the reason they had their 3rd kid? Rumor also is that she was relieved it was a boy because she thought that would make Ben less likely to leave the marriage.

This is true. I worked for a company that works with Ben Affleck and he totally loves his younger women.
It can look like a happy marriage from the outside but who knows (but the walls) what goes on inside the home. And remember they are actors by profession.

Actors with teams of PR people who are paid to ensure they have a specific public image. Every tweet, every seemingly candid shot of Jen and her kids at the park in OK weekly, every interview, every update....is calculated and managed.