Official Portrait of kate Middleton

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Queen hates younger Royal women. At her age, that would be most everyone. I sense the Queen Mother hand in this choice of portrait.

The Queen spent hours standing over the artist, saying things like "make her skin look greyer"? Uh, okay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sense the Queen Mother hand in this choice of portrait.

From beyond the grave?

[Anonymous]

I just read the article. It says that Kate called the portrait "amazing". That could mean a lot of things, as with Seinfeld's "breathtaking".

[Anonymous]

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Duchess+Cambridge+Portrait+Unveiled/i0Cj6cjryTQ


Kate talking to the artist.

Kate: Your really fucked up... but im gonna smile because Queen bitch grammy in law told me to.

[Anonymous]

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Duchess+Cambridge+Portrait+Unveiled/X3w-2T-MoZc


"Fuck You"

perfect finger placement