First World Problems

[Anonymous]

I feel you. I know I should watch The Daily Show, to be informed about the world, but I really want to watch Dr. Who, to fuel my sexy dreams. Clean house is below both those on the list of priorities.

This is not a problem for me as Jon Stewart fuels my sexy dreams.


11:00, gotta go!

[Anonymous]

I've been holding out on cleaning the bathrooms for a week because my cleaning lady is coming on Saturday.

I'm annoyed with DH because he drank the rest of my wine (yes, MY wine) and I was so looking forward to that glass after the kids were in bed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The zipper on my new Tumi suitcase was broken before I even took the damn thing anywhere. And my other Tumi carryon lost its little 'T' logo on the front of it, and that annoys me.

Tumi 'Alpha Bag' $745.00

[Anonymous]

My preschool director gave me a limoge china thank you dish and a note written on Lilly Pulitzer stationary for providing snacks at a recent event, and now I feel like I need to keep up with the joneses. Who run my preschool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went on a fall shopping spree today and spent close to $9k, but the housekeeper said she won't have time to find space in my closets for everything until tomorrow and I wanted to admire some of the items tonights.

Hahahahaha. If only there were a way for the housekeeper to stuff all of the 'items' down your useless throat at once while burning your dwelling to the ground with fire while you watched.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My preschool director gave me a limoge china thank you dish and a note written on Lilly Pulitzer stationary for providing snacks at a recent event, and now I feel like I need to keep up with the joneses. Who run my preschool.

Sounds like NCRC. I'm sure that if you were to turn your back to her and flip up your skirt to expose your naked, shivery, bullocks, you'd be well rid of the joneses and everyone else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am trying to find a wallet designed by Lodis. Its called the Degas Diva. I have look all over the net and all I can find is a blue on on Ebay for $150. I do not want a blue but will gladly pay $150 for a pink one,

You are right, the pink one is cute, the blue is meh.

[Anonymous]

I'm too lazy to get the iPad so Im reading DCUM on my iPhone and now my eyes hurt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My annoying neighbor wants to paint her house this weekend, and I am having a huge BBQ. The fumes are going to ruin everything.

Nonsense. She could easily slip and fall to her death on account of the BBQ sauce you sloshed up near the top of the ladder. Be sure she falls in the direction of her own property--you don't want to have to worry about blood spatter during a BBQ party!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm too lazy to get the iPad so Im reading DCUM on my iPhone and now my eyes hurt.

I think the Ipad is totally overrated (yes my husband has one for work) and it kind of irritates me how everyone else thinks it's a thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am trying to find a wallet designed by Lodis. Its called the Degas Diva. I have look all over the net and all I can find is a blue on on Ebay for $150. I do not want a blue but will gladly pay $150 for a pink one,

You are right, the pink one is cute, the blue is meh.

I like the gold/tan one the best.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My preschool director gave me a limoge china thank you dish and a note written on Lilly Pulitzer stationary for providing snacks at a recent event, and now I feel like I need to keep up with the joneses. Who run my preschool.

Sounds like NCRC. I'm sure that if you were to turn your back to her and flip up your skirt to expose your naked, shivery, bullocks, you'd be well rid of the joneses and everyone else.

It's not, but it pulls from the same demographic. I'm off to monogram my kids lunchbox. See you tomorrow!

[Anonymous]

http://whitepeopleproblems.us/

[Anonymous]

I adore this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went on a fall shopping spree today and spent close to $9k, but the housekeeper said she won't have time to find space in my closets for everything until tomorrow and I wanted to admire some of the items tonights.

Hahahahaha. If only there were a way for the housekeeper to stuff all of the 'items' down your useless throat at once while burning your dwelling to the ground with fire while you watched.

Oh, come on, people. This one is obviously fake and a spin off on the "what to spend on a new wardrobe" thread.