First World Problems

[Anonymous]

My husband makes too much money and I need to upgrade my look. That means losing weight and I hate to diet.

[Anonymous]

My iPhone 4S won't sync - easily, that is. Every time, we have to reboot the computer and then restart iTunes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband makes too much money and I need to upgrade my look. That means losing weight and I hate to diet.

Huh? How are these related (or are they?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can't figure out the right place to park my SUV in the garage. Too far up and it's butting the door into the house, too far back and the back almost hits the garage when I open it. Bricks aren't helping - I just can't get it quite right.

When my parents find the perfect spot to park in their garage, they hang a tennis ball from the ceiling by a string so that it just touches the windshield. Whenever they pull in, they know to stop just when the ball hits the windshield. Genius.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
But I really hate my gym bag. I have two, and neither really fits the bill, and I hate hate hate the idea of actually having to shop around for one. I have very specific requirements

Me too! I have about six purses, and none of them are right. A couple are too small for my fat wallet + phone. The most practically-sized one gives me a terrible backache. Some are just too beat up, and I really should toss them.

Also, food. There is a smell in my house, and I think it's from some kind of food that's gone off, but I can't find it. That's right. My kitchen is so big, and I have so much food in it, that I can't find the food that I forgot about til it spoiled. AND, this is not the first time this has happened. Last time, it was a very small orange in the bottom of the fruit bowl, buried under all the other fruit.

LOL!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm worried I won't find a man on the dating site, who will agree to buy me the 10,000 engagement ring I really want.

I had to take a moment to calculate whether a $10k engagement ring qualifies as a first world jewelry. #firstworldmath

[Anonymous]

I don't like any tv shows on Tuesday, but I don't want to start catching up with a new series until winter break.

[Anonymous]

The ice cubes made by my sub-zero don't fit in the Camelback insulated water bottles my darlings take to bed with them.

[Anonymous]

my favorite jeans are getting weird holes near the crotch and I can't seem to find a pair to replace them online. Doesn't Citizen make button fly jeans anymore?

[Anonymous]

I might be without power and/or water for four days after Hurricane Sandy, just like after the derecho.

[Anonymous]

The Whole Foods near me doesn't carry the organic and locally made ravioli the farther Whole Foods sells that I like.

[Anonymous]

During the storm should I eat the Krispy Kremes or the Halloween candy first?

[Anonymous]

What if my HD satellite signal goes out during the storm and I have to watch my shows in standard definition

[Anonymous]

Is it OK to change the temperature in someone else's house....

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/271157.page

[Anonymous]

I am about to leave work. I have run out of books, and would love to go to the library. But, I have a sick kid at home and would love to pick up matzo ball soup for her too. I can't bring the soup to the library, and once I go to the library, can't haul the books to the soup place, plus don't want to go PAST my home to get to the soup place.

So I can only do one or the other and can't decide.