Salon: MAGA psychosexual weirdness

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Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

Like it or not this lost you the election and you still won't dump it as a policy.

Waiter: how is everything? Enjoying the soup?

Guest: yes, thank you; it’s very good.

Waiter: so glad to hear that.

* waiter smiles, takes a pen out of his pocket, drops it in the guest’s soup *

Guest: hey, what the heck? You just put a pen in my soup! Why would you do that?

* Waiter smiles, takes out second pen, drops it in the soup *

Guest: what is this? Why do you keep sticking pens in my soup? Keep the pens in your pocket. This is really weird.

Waiter: sir, why are you so obsessed with pens? You can’t stop talking about pens! Enough with the pens!

That’s a bizarre analogy, and also 100% inaccurate. Nobody is dropping pens in your soup.

It’s more like the guest has spotted another diner across the restaurant using a pen to sign the bill, and now they’ve gone home and can’t stop talking to all their neighbors about how this restaurant is forcing everyone to have pens in their soup.

Whoosh!

- that is the sound of the point of the story going right over your head. And now you are just standing there confused and looking stupid.

NP, BTW.

NP. I’m amazed you could take your finger out of your nose long enough to type that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whatever they’re called…maga, republicans, GOP, christians, orthodox, all religious denominations. You’ll never find a list as long and depraved as these psychosexual degenerates.

Yes, yes:

“christians, orthodox, all religious denominations.. . “ - people who only engage in vanilla sex primarily for procreation:

CLEARLY these are the sexual deviants in the U.S.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whatever they’re called…maga, republicans, GOP, christians, orthodox, all religious denominations. You’ll never find a list as long and depraved as these psychosexual degenerates.

Yes, yes:

“christians, orthodox, all religious denominations.. . “ - people who only engage in vanilla sex primarily for procreation:

CLEARLY these are the sexual deviants in the U.S.

Being religious does not mean someone engages solely in vanilla sex with one approved marital partner only for the purpose of procreation, as we’ve seen with the Catholic Church scandal and numerous other instances where church leaders abused women and children. Not to mention the polygamy sects that still exist at the fringes of LDS. Piousness provides a convenient cover for deviancy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whatever they’re called…maga, republicans, GOP, christians, orthodox, all religious denominations. You’ll never find a list as long and depraved as these psychosexual degenerates.

Yes, yes:

“christians, orthodox, all religious denominations.. . “ - people who only engage in vanilla sex primarily for procreation:

CLEARLY these are the sexual deviants in the U.S.

Being religious does not mean someone engages solely in vanilla sex with one approved marital partner only for the purpose of procreation, as we’ve seen with the Catholic Church scandal and numerous other instances where church leaders abused women and children. Not to mention the polygamy sects that still exist at the fringes of LDS. Piousness provides a convenient cover for deviancy.

Straight people who are republicans are so weird!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whatever they’re called…maga, republicans, GOP, christians, orthodox, all religious denominations. You’ll never find a list as long and depraved as these psychosexual degenerates.

Yes, yes:

“christians, orthodox, all religious denominations.. . “ - people who only engage in vanilla sex primarily for procreation:

CLEARLY these are the sexual deviants in the U.S.

Being religious does not mean someone engages solely in vanilla sex with one approved marital partner only for the purpose of procreation, as we’ve seen with the Catholic Church scandal and numerous other instances where church leaders abused women and children. Not to mention the polygamy sects that still exist at the fringes of LDS. Piousness provides a convenient cover for deviancy.

Straight people who are republicans are so weird!

Yeah, it is weird to flock around a serial rapist/pedophile/felon with severe personality disorders.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whatever they’re called…maga, republicans, GOP, christians, orthodox, all religious denominations. You’ll never find a list as long and depraved as these psychosexual degenerates.

Yes, yes:

“christians, orthodox, all religious denominations.. . “ - people who only engage in vanilla sex primarily for procreation:

CLEARLY these are the sexual deviants in the U.S.

Being religious does not mean someone engages solely in vanilla sex with one approved marital partner only for the purpose of procreation, as we’ve seen with the Catholic Church scandal and numerous other instances where church leaders abused women and children. Not to mention the polygamy sects that still exist at the fringes of LDS. Piousness provides a convenient cover for deviancy.

Straight people who are republicans are so weird!

Yeah, it is weird to flock around a serial rapist/pedophile/felon with severe personality disorders.

Less weird when you consider their fascination with children’s genitals and their clear struggles with their attraction to trans people. MAGA just needs a ton of therapy so sort out their feelings.

[Anonymous]

A woman can have a penis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A woman can have a penis.

Why are MAGAs so sexually excited by trans porn?

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A woman can have a penis.

Why are MAGAs so sexually excited by trans porn?

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

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