Salon: MAGA psychosexual weirdness

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Minnesota day care hoax is fueled by MAGA psychosexual weirdness

The racism underlying MAGA's latest obsession is intertwined with misogyny


Nick Shirley really wants the world to know that he’s never had sex. The YouTuber who moved from “prank” videos to the more lucrative world of creating MAGA disinformation apparently believes that sexual inexperience is an armor against accusations that he’s a liar. “I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls. You’re not gonna catch me on those sexual allegation charges,” he rambled on “PBD Podcast,” insisting that he is “religious” and doesn’t “have any vices.”

It was an odd rant, and not just because he conflated consensual hook-ups with rape.


Shirley stands accused of lying for racist reasons, so his “but I’m a virgin” defense is irrational — at least on the surface.

But it makes more sense, in a psychosexual way, in light of the right’s long-standing fear and loathing of day cares.
The scandal Shirley is exploiting isn’t really about day cares.
If Shirley was only interested in building his hoax on that existing and very real case, he could have targeted anti-hunger charities for his fake sting. Instead, he went after day cares, which are only sites that were supposed to get assistance from the fraudsters but never received it.

These businesses were picked almost certainly because Shirley and his colleagues have tapped into the long-standing tendency of paranoid reactionaries to make day cares the subject of conspiracy theories. Along with birth control and abortion — whose providers are also smeared constantly with right-wing lies — day care is loathed on the right for allowing women to work instead of being financially dependent on a husband.

White women are implicitly accused of using immigrant labor as a cheat to avoid their god-given duty to quit work to stay home and raise babies.

Vice President JD Vance has been especially loud with his belief that day care is pushing women away from their supposedly inherent desire to be housewives.

This is typical progressive nonsense

But I was expecting progressives to just yell RACIST!!!

Maybe that is not working anymore

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Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

Why?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

It’s BDS (Bathroom Derangement Syndrome)

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Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

Someone needs to check this one’s Roblox account.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

Like it or not this lost you the election and you still won't dump it as a policy.

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yes congrats pedolovers, we know you're proud of your orangey brown noses

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

It’s BDS (Bathroom Derangement Syndrome)

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

Why?

They made up lies about Tim Walz ordering tampon dispensers installed in boys bathrooms. Even though Walz did no such thing. MAGA is truly nutty.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

It’s BDS (Bathroom Derangement Syndrome)

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Or bills having random school officials look in little girls panties before letting them play with other girls at recess or use the bathroom. Republicans have gotten really creepy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

Why?

They made up lies about Tim Walz ordering tampon dispensers installed in boys bathrooms. Even though Walz did no such thing. MAGA is truly nutty.

It's the law in Minnesota as well as Illinois.

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Are hygiene product dispensers needed or not? If yes, then why?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

Why?

They made up lies about Tim Walz ordering tampon dispensers installed in boys bathrooms. Even though Walz did no such thing. MAGA is truly nutty.

It's the law in Minnesota as well as Illinois.

Wonder who signed it into law in Minnesota. Probably no one.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

Like it or not this lost you the election and you still won't dump it as a policy.

1) Please point to the official national Democratic Party plank that mandates tampons in boys’ bathrooms.
2) “Oh no, this one specific blue state voted to make menstrual products available to students. My moral outrage at that is so great, I must vote for the Nazi-curious pedophile felon instead, and then go around in an incessant loop about tampons and bathrooms for the next ten years.” If this is the actual thought process of millions of MAGA voters, you’re really not making a good case for your normalcy here.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MAGAs are so sexually weird and stupid they can’t even comprehend why feminine hygiene dispensing machines really need to be installed in the boy’s school bathrooms.

So normal of MAGA to obsess and obsess and obsess about bathrooms and tampons. They never shut up about them. Thus proving the point.

It’s BDS (Bathroom Derangement Syndrome)

♥️

Or bills having random school officials look in little girls panties before letting them play with other girls at recess or use the bathroom. Republicans have gotten really creepy.

Seriously, this is a hugely relevant thread. The MAGAs are really twisted. There’s always ALWAYS some kid sex angle to everything they do. They have this fascination with all things kids and trans and it’s kind of scary, really.