Spouse flatulence

[Anonymous]

I fart constantly when my rectal prolapse is acting up. It’s truly as awful as it sounds and I don’t have full control over it. Luckily my DH is a kind person and asks me if I’m feeling okay since he knows it causes a lot of pain.

And no, there’s no treatment that I’m not already doing besides major surgery. Which will likely happen eventually when the symptoms progress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here. Ruled out lactose intolerance and no discernable food groups that seem to cause it (but will definitely avoid Chex mix!). Not on a GLP. The night gas is while he’s sleeping so our bedroom stinks to high hell. Maybe this is where the term old fart comes from….

He needs to poop at night before bed. I get that he can’t control his body while sleeping but he does need to make sure his colon is empty before hot boxing you all night. Or he can sleep in the guest room.

Other than taking a laxative after dinner/before bed, how would you make this happen? Maybe others can poop on command, but I'm not one of them.

It’s pretty common to need to go after eating a meal. Especially your final meal. An after dinner walk aides in digestion and so does sitting on the toilet to give the body the normal signals to go.

Most people are pretty regular about when they go. For OP’s husband it would be shifting his time to coincide with evening so he stops gassing his wife out of bed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes, except it's me. I'm the wife who farts a lot. Hi. 👋🏻

Lies. Women don’t fart.

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