The same WaPo was breathlessly reporting this “buyout” as the deal of the century yesterday. |
| I forwarded the email to the inspector general but then he got fired so I forwarded it to GAO. |
Buy outs private sector are not that generous for staff. My last two places two weeks per year staff, three weeks per year managers, four weeks per year VPs and six weeks per year SVPS and up. And my last place did not provide any medical coverage in plane. But did provide pro-rated bonus. And EVERY company I worked at and I have seen severance plans at multiple companies it maxes out at one year severance unless you have a contract like a CEO. If you gave everyone 18 months pay with 18 months medical like 80 percent of company would take it. |
But are they also imaginary/illegal, is the question. |
+1 I heard that the details were sparse on how this impacted your retirement payments. Devil's in the details. |
But this obviously wasn’t a “buy out”. You would still have to work. |
| Maybe they want to see who responds to the email, they’ll create a list of agencies with the highest response rates and make them a target them for DOGE. Think about the second and third order impacts. |
But Leon said I could take a vacation and still get paid! |
Pretty sure this would not be a discontinued service retirement because you are resigning. But if you are otherwise eligible to retire you get the same payments/benefits. I don't think there is an official "retirement" other than HR putting your paperwork together which they would presumably do with this separation just like any other. |
So, if you have people that have worked at a place for 20 years then staff are receiving 40 weeks (10 months), managers 60 weeks (15 months), VPs 80 weeks (20 months) and SVPS+ 120 weeks (30 months). Maybe the 18 months average is a little high...but the average buyout is still much longer than 8 months. I should have noted, the buyouts are usually capped in terms of numbers of employees...so it incents people to not think about it too long because after a certain number take it, then it's off the table. |
But, it would be considered "early retirement", no? If your official retirement date is Dec 1, and you "retire" Sept 30", then how does that impact your retirement payments? |
If they did they were fools. Musk is never paying them Trump is never paying them. Those are facts. |
| Managers and others at the FDIC need to be Riffed. It’s criminal there. |
| Anyone who replied to that email is not smart enough to be a federal worker. Wonder if that was the test? |
| Our branch MAGA is talking this up and encouraging people to take it. Oddly does not seem to be taking it himself. Hmmmm. Our BC had to step in and tell him not appropriate to hound co-workers about this in the workplace. |