Saltburn

[Anonymous]

I just watched it last night. Described it to my sister as "Good, but batshit" and she agreed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I think that they inferred that Oliver spiked the bottle with a party drug, that way the coroner would have judged it as an accidental overdose and not murder by poisoning. The police wouldn’t really suspect anything different since it was at a big party of mainly college kids.

That’s why the elder Cattons cut off Farleigh after they found out that he had drugs, they probably though that he and Felix where using together at the party.

. OK thanks that makes sense.

[Anonymous]

Perhaps one of the dumbest, most boring movies I’ve ever watched…and I’ve seen plenty of dumb and boring movies.

Keoghan was clearly cast given his short stature and ugly face. Well done, I guess?

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[Anonymous]

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Barry staying in character trying to go in for a kiss. Jacob looked so uncomfortable

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can someone give a two sentence write up so I can figure out whether I want to watch this? What is it and what's it about?

It's like someone crossed Brideshead Revisited with The Talented Mister Ripley, but with amazing cinematography and bad writing and acting that is okay at best. And then added a bunch of gratuitous gross sex stuff. It's kind of like, "Look how avant gard we are showing full frontal nudity!" But it is really just super tedious and boring and gross.

An “observation” you stole from the Vulture review:

Saltburn can be shorthanded as Brideshead Revisited by way of The Talented Mr. Ripley, though it’s the former that’s the primary reference point.

https://www.vulture.com/article/saltburn-review-vibes-and-empty-provocations.html

Tsk, tsk. Be original.

[Anonymous]

Stupid movie. Made gif horny teenagers. Plot severely lacking. Could not finish it.

[Anonymous]

Made *for* horny teenagers…..

[Anonymous]

How did the dad die?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did the dad die?

Broken heart

[Anonymous]

Here are my questions: ((SPOILERS))

1. What happened to Farleigh?

2. Why was there zero Olly backstory - what inspired him to become a psychopath?

3. Why didn't Felix have an autopsy performed on him, thereby making it clear he was poisoned?

4. What was Olly doing for the decade-plus? Were we supposed to believe he lurked in that coffee shop every day, hoping for a glimpse of her ladyship?

[Anonymous]

I wish they had more of the Carey Mulligan character. Loved her !

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What did y'all think? I thought it was the cringiest thing I've seen since Blonde. That naked dancing nonsense at the end was the absolute worst. A stupid ending to a bad film. Gorgeous cinematography and sets and costuming though.

I was bored.

[Anonymous]

I guess I am odd because I found it incredibly entertaining, like a blend of Parasite and Mr Ripley, but funny and ridiculous. I loved it all, naked dancing included.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess I am odd because I found it incredibly entertaining, like a blend of Parasite and Mr Ripley, but funny and ridiculous. I loved it all, naked dancing included.

The naked dancing was the only part that I wasn't bored. Actually. I thought the entire family got what they deserved. Insufferable snobs.