Complete the sentence: The people who do (blank) are the same people who do (blank).

[Anonymous]

The way some people walk is the same way they drive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For example: The people who leave their grocery carts in the parking lot, are the same people who change their mind about something, and put it in a random spot in a store

or: the people who walk on the wrong side of a path, are the same people who park on the wrong side of the street.

or: the people who let their dogs pee in people's yards, are the same people who would bring their dogs inside service-dog-only establishments.

What analogies would you make?

I think it doesn't make me a jerk to leave a random item in a store, especially one that doesn't need refridgeration. Maybe i should? I feel like the choices are i, the customer, pay with my time to organize a store.
for some reason the grocery cart thing feels different

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people that back into parking spaces are the same people that won’t hold the elevator.

Wait, what?
I do both.
Do you consider the first inconsiderate? I feel like it's the opposite, so educate me!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people who don't want a teacher to have the right to hang a small rainbow flag in the classroom are the same people who throw a hissy fit about their own rights to do whatever they want to do (carry guns, ban books...)

The people who think a teacher should be able to hang a rainbow flag in a classroom would throw a hissy fit about hanging an American flag in the classroom.

Nope. It's a Maryland state law that American flags are in every classroom. No one minds. It's fine. It happens in literally every classroom in the state. It's just that some snowflakes can't handle a rainbow anywhere near the stars and stripes.

[Anonymous]

The people who oppose abortion for any situation are also the same people who oppose easy access to the birth control that would prevent the need for many abortions to begin with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who oppose abortion for any situation are also the same people who oppose easy access to the birth control that would prevent the need for many abortions to begin with.

Yes! And the government support programs that would help women pay to support the children they are forced to carry in the first place

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people that back into parking spaces are the same people that won’t hold the elevator.

Wait, what?
I do both.
Do you consider the first inconsiderate? I feel like it's the opposite, so educate me!

I do both, too. Backing into parking spaces makes leaving them SO much safer for pedestrians (i.e., pulling forward is much safer than backing out), so IMO people can wait the extra 30 seconds for someone backing in.

[Anonymous]

The parents who allow their ES age kids to have mohawks/extreme haircuts/wear makeup/get highlights/encourage them to be mini teenagers are the same parents who will host boozy parties at their house beginning in MS/HS.

They will be onsite (not visible) and talk about how everyone stays over/rather they drink in our house/at least they are supervised and revel in the supposed glory of being Cool Parents. They themselves are functional alcoholics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who make sweeping generalizations are the same people who have special circumstances to excuse their own missteps.

x1000000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who give their kids pretentious names are the same people who loudly “discipline” and over-explain every damn thing to said kid in public and smugly repeating the name.

Hazel Ruth - let’s put that down, Hazel Ruth.
Hazel Ruth, I’m going to begin to count backwards from 100 in order for you to make a good decision and stop touching that please.
Ok, Hazel Ruth. Hazel Ruth Worthington?
Hazel Ruth, now what did I tell you to do?

Yes! So true!

BJORN! BJORN! BJORN! BJORN!

Shut it, woman.

[Anonymous]

The “very busy, very important working parents” are the same people who knowingly send their sick DC to school and then become irate and rude to the nurse when she insists they pick up their sick kid ASAP.

First excuse; a defensive, haughty, “I’m at work!” Followed by a snide, “just give him ibuprofen and send him BTC.” When I offer that we have no meds for DC, then I’m told to have him rest there but it’s going to be “at least one hour because I’m in DC/Maryland/a meeting.”

[Anonymous]

PP and another thing…

The people who really need to have multiple emergency contacts because they are single parents/divorcing/just moved here/don’t know anyone…are the same people whose DC becomes violently ill, breaks an arm, has an emergency at school and you only have your cell phone number listed and you haven’t set up your voicemail.

The principal will ride in the ambulance with your DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people that back into parking spaces are the same people that won’t hold the elevator.

Wait, what?
I do both.
Do you consider the first inconsiderate? I feel like it's the opposite, so educate me!

I do both, too. Backing into parking spaces makes leaving them SO much safer for pedestrians (i.e., pulling forward is much safer than backing out), so IMO people can wait the extra 30 seconds for someone backing in.

If it its taking you 30 seconds to back in then you have no right backing in. Same geos for only being able to back in while staring at your back up camera.

[Anonymous]

The people who back into parking spaces are the same ones driving slower than the flow of traffic in the left lane without any clues that there is a line of cars behind them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who lie are the same people who try to screw you over.

The people who you help the most are the same people who treat you like dirt.

Hard truth I learned.