Complete the sentence: The people who do (blank) are the same people who do (blank).

[Anonymous]

People who give their kids pretentious names are the same people who loudly “discipline” and over-explain every damn thing to said kid in public and smugly repeating the name.

Hazel Ruth - let’s put that down, Hazel Ruth.
Hazel Ruth, I’m going to begin to count backwards from 100 in order for you to make a good decision and stop touching that please.
Ok, Hazel Ruth. Hazel Ruth Worthington?
Hazel Ruth, now what did I tell you to do?

[Anonymous]

Dads who scream the loudest at youth sports and “joystick” their players while attempting coach are the same dads who have never played this sport beyond pick up in elementary school…or ever.

[Anonymous]

The people who smoked are the people who are cooler than you. (See Malcolm Gladwell.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who eat kale as a meal are the same people who drink wine at their kid’s travel baseball games.

Well, it covers the two food groups: crunchy health food and alcohol.

[Anonymous]

The people who criticize cruises, Disney, and OCMD are the same people whose adult children prefer to spend holidays with their in-laws.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who criticize cruises, Disney, and OCMD are the same people whose adult children prefer to spend holidays with their in-laws.

Nope

[Anonymous]

The same people who do this are the same people who do that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who criticize cruises, Disney, and OCMD are the same people whose adult children prefer to spend holidays with their in-laws.

I don’t think this one works.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

That didn’t take long. It was my first thought

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

ILY

+1!

[Anonymous]

The people who protested COVID vaccines bc of “my body my choice” are the same people who support the overturning of Roe vs Wade.

[Anonymous]

The people who drive dented cars and the same people who drive dangerously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people who make sweeping generalizations are the same people who have special circumstances to excuse their own missteps.

+1 million

[Anonymous]

The same person that brought you the ‘news or gossip’ is the same person that will take them away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people who criticize cruises, Disney, and OCMD are the same people whose adult children prefer to spend holidays with their in-laws.

I don’t think this one works.

It does.

The fun-loving in-laws quickly become the preferred grandparents. Trust me.